..::Laura Bush says her husband is a poet::.. (poem inside)

Blue_Chill

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Sat Oct-04-03 09:32 PM
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..::Laura Bush says her husband is a poet::.. (poem inside)

The Poem:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my, lump in the bed
How I've missed you.
Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.
The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.

Now I know there are rules but I have no idea what to say after reading that. "WTF?" is the only thing that comes to mind.

Source: http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/10/03/bush.poem.ap/index.html

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Dehumanizer

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Sat Oct-04-03 09:34 PM
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1. I'm thinking..

"Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe"

is the worst line in the history of literature.

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LittleApple81

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Sat Oct-04-03 09:35 PM
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2. dupe.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=470476&mesg_id=470476

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Blue_Chill

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Sat Oct-04-03 09:40 PM
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6. oh well

Edited on Sat Oct-04-03 09:41 PM by Blue_Chill

that sucks then.

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WindRavenX

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Sat Oct-04-03 09:36 PM
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3. I DID NOT READ THAT

Oh my sweet gentle jesus
I did not read that, I did not read that...
I HAVE entered the fucking twilight zone...
WORST. POEM. EVER!!!!!!
:puke: :puke: :puke:

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GOPFighter

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Sat Oct-04-03 09:37 PM
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4. I am truly speechless..

...that is far and away the worst poem I've EVER read! But then illiterates are easily impressed I suppose~~~~~~

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WindRavenX

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Sat Oct-04-03 09:39 PM
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5. I don't know what to say

...and the media will probably praise him for his worthy skills :eyes: :eyes:
I am going to seriously puke or die from the sheer insanity that this country is in. Seriously.

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kaitykaity

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Sat Oct-04-03 09:46 PM
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7. Locking. Dupe.

Discuss here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=469312&mesg_id=469312

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LibDemAlways

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Sat Oct-04-03 09:46 PM
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8. If the chimp was a second grader

I'd give him a smiley face and tell him to try just a little harder next time.

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