***Bush's PHONE LOG: A revealing chronology (PICS)

Generic Other

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Mon Sep-12-05 11:26 PM
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Bush makes prank calls to Gore's house, December 12, 2000

Bush orders tax cuts for the rich January 21, 2001

Bush skims presidential brief on terror while on vacation, August 6, 2001

Bush on vacation, Aug 7, 2001

Bush calls for a copy of "My Pet Goat" from Booker Elementary School, Sept 11, 2001

Bush calls Pickles to tell her not to worry if he's not home for dinner

Air Force One Under Attack

Bush charges into battle

Bush proves the emperor has clothes

White House Aides try to convince Bush to quit circling aimlessly in Air Force One and return to Washington DC

Bush calls Rudy and tells him he's going to war against Iraq, as soon as he can get someone to "gin" the evidence, September 12

Decrying UN lack of support, Bush signs an executive order renaming french fries "freedom fries," 2002

Bush asks for Tony to find him some yellow cake and WMDs.

Bush shocks and awes, March 17 2003

Bush offers condolences to the parents of war dead.

Bush orders a "Mission Accomplished" sign for the USS LIncoln, April 2004

Bush tells the troops at Abu Ghraib what a good job they are doing, June 2004

A volunteer mans the phones at bush/cheney re-election headquarters

Bush calls Ohio on election day, Nov 2004

Karl answers in Ohio on election day, Nov 4 2004

Bush tells Kerry the best man won

Kerry tells Bush he has no clothes on

Bush thanks Osama

On the phone to some guy at Al Qaeda

Bush protects America against terrorism

Bush calls to wish all endless war, Xmas, 2004

Bush talks with dead soldiers on phone

Bush swears that the tsunami relief check is in the mail

Bush briefed on Katrina, Aug. 28, 2005

"Mayor Nagin on the phone, sir." Bush over New Orleans, Aug 31, 2005

Bush's phone

Bush calls home

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autorank

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Mon Sep-12-05 11:43 PM
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1. Perfect & Recommended!!!

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DemInDistress

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Mon Sep-12-05 11:46 PM
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2. Nicely done...

I particularly got a laugh from Bush/Cheney headquarters {guy sitting
on the bowl}...very good,thank you
this bud's for you..:toast:

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alittlelark

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Mon Sep-12-05 11:46 PM
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3. Very cool!

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FloridaPat

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Mon Sep-12-05 11:56 PM
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4. Really great. Thanks for the laugh.

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Athame

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Mon Sep-12-05 11:57 PM
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5. The "Mission Accomplished" pic

with Tony Blair's photo behind him is photoshopped, no?

Surely someone would have noticed that the handset is upside down? Like that other one where he is looking through the binoculars with the lens caps on....

What a poser.

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jane_pippin

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Tue Sep-13-05 02:09 PM
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14. I want that one to be real SO badly! n/t

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tridim

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Tue Sep-13-05 12:13 AM
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6. Bravo!

This one had me :rofl:

A volunteer mans the phones at bush/cheney re-election headquarters

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PeacePal

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Tue Sep-13-05 12:28 AM
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7. Thanks, I needed that!

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texpatriot2004

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Tue Sep-13-05 01:11 AM
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8. Well, well, "Bush briefed on Katrina photo" there's the TV with

the hurricane and the docs in his hands...yeah, looks like he was informed...AND DID NOTHING!

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fooj

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Tue Sep-13-05 02:36 AM
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10. Someone should have told him that his phone was not plugged in!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Drum

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Tue Sep-13-05 02:04 AM
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9. My fave was "Ordering the Mission Accomplished Banner"

Great post!

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yodermon

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Tue Sep-13-05 09:06 AM
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11. Please tell me this one's been 'shopped:

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IndyOp

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Tue Sep-13-05 10:42 AM
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12. I don't know -- "My Pet Goat" was upside down, too

and it was definitely not photoshopped.

:bounce:

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MADem

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Tue Sep-13-05 02:01 PM
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13. Yes, you can still see where the cord goes

...but it does amuse!

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Xenotime

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Tue Sep-13-05 02:12 PM
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15. Best Photo ever....

Where can we find a bunch of those photos?

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Generic Other

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Wed Sep-14-05 01:22 AM
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17. Crap! The guy spends a lot of time on the phone, doesn't he?

Everytime he gets his photo snapped yakking on the phone, something bad happens.

JINX.

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me b zola

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Tue Sep-13-05 02:22 PM
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16. Great work!

I have a question about one of the pics. In the "bush* shocks & awes" bottom left pic, is his hair parted on the wrong side? Is this normal for a man to part his hair differectly one day? :shrug:

I'm just curious because this strikes me as odd. But then again, everything about chimpy strikes me as odd.

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Bozita

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Wed Sep-14-05 01:26 AM
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18. Isn't there another Bush "finger" picture?

Maybe even a video.

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reprehensor

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Wed Sep-14-05 05:27 AM
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19. "You're doin' a heck of a job..."

*SIGH*

He looks sooo presidential with a phone...

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anarchy1999

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Wed Sep-14-05 05:36 AM
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20. Only for you and nice job! The "mission accomplished" though was in 2003.

n/t

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Generic Other

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Wed Sep-14-05 04:07 PM
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21. Damn, you're right! He won that war in a month...

It's just the aftermath that's gone on and on...

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TexanDem

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Thu Sep-15-05 04:33 PM
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22. excellent job!!! kick for rerun!!! too funny!

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