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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 06:31 PM
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I gotta move to Boston due to Rick Santorum's speech!
I would get laid all the time, if Senator Fecal-Matter is right. Tramps and loose women everywhere in Boston. Sign my ass up!!!

No wonder my Fraterntyi Big Brother lives in Boston. He must get laid every night.

Thanks for the heads up, Senator Santorum, you uber-loon!!!
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 06:35 PM
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1. it's great here
the best part is the wanton man-on-dog sex.
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 06:36 PM
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2. You Bostonians are so perverted ;)
:rofl:
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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 06:37 PM
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3. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
:rofl:
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MidwestTransplant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 06:42 PM
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4. I hear there's a lot of man on box turtle sex too.
can anybody confirm?
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 06:45 PM
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5. not anymore
we 'extincted' them with our rampant venereaL diseases.

we probabLy couLd have saved them if we had used protection, but have you ever tried to get a condom on a box turtLe?
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 06:48 PM
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6. I tried, even a Trojan Magnum wouldn't fit . . . so I tried Saran Wrap n/t
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 06:53 PM
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7. Saran Wrap!
Are you a cretin? You should've tried rubber gloves.

:rofl:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 06:54 PM
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9. he mistook its head for another body part
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MadisonProgressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 06:54 PM
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8. I was there for 6 full days recently
I only got laid 4 times.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 06:55 PM
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11. what was the finaL tab?
:yoiks:
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MadisonProgressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 07:24 PM
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14. Just under 2200 simoleuns - but well worth it!
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 06:54 PM
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10. Boston r00l3z!
Man-on-dog, man-on-box-turtle, you name it--it goes down in Beantown.
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Sacajawea Donating Member (797 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 06:59 PM
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12. Any chance you're referring to the discussion on Majority Report?
If so, that show is a repeat. I heard it quite a while ago. But maybe Senator Pyschopath gave that "sluts in Boston" speech again today.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-14-05 07:18 PM
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13. How did Sanitarium have any kids? Somebody have it in for him?
Mr. Proper must have had a surrogate do the deed.
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