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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:26 PM
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OH MAH GAWD NO HE DID UNT!!!
HE is talking about jazz funerals??? Like EVERYONE in NO is buried that way?

How FUCKING stupid is he? Or his speechwriter?

And did he say DIRGE???? He said DIRGE twice.

What a dumbfucker.

How does he DARE to talk about poverty or compassion or jazz funerals? Like he knows SHIT about poverty or compassion or jazz funerals?

That speech did exactly shit.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:27 PM
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1. thank you
idiot asshole motherfucker.
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PinkPantherChick Donating Member (76 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:29 PM
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8. You are being too kind to him.
There are no words in our language to describe junior. He is a joke to us and to the world. I am so ashamed of this fool.
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:27 PM
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2. A huge load laced with his usual poison
Greater presidential powers and military in the streets of the USA.
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knowbody0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:27 PM
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3. he made even more people MORE PISSED
how the fuck does he sleep?
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:33 PM
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12. On a bed of money.
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rwenos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:28 PM
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4. He Doesn't Know
What he doesn't know.

Kinda like Momma Barbara saying "The scary thing is they all want to move HERE!" (Meaning Houston.) "But they're underprivileged, so they're better off here."

These people don't get it. They don't get it. They don't get it.
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meganmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:28 PM
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5. I know I just about screamed out-fucking-loud when he started
that finale

:puke: :puke: :puke:
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:28 PM
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6. Plus He Said He Saw There Was Poverty in NO on T.V. n/t
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orpupilofnature57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:29 PM
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7. He'd sound better if he was talking about nuclear science, or horses
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BlackVelvetElvis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:29 PM
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9. Did Karen write this? nt
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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:30 PM
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10. Yes he DID Shenaynay. .. *talk to the hand girlfriend*
Edited on Thu Sep-15-05 08:30 PM by linazelle
:crazy:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:32 PM
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11. The purple shirt did it in for me.
I had to turn it off. I am vomiting right now. Scuse me.
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longship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:34 PM
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13. It's gonna be DisNOLAnd!! It's going to be GREAT!
He's not talking about the former jazz funerals. He's talking about the future ones, produced by Disney Corp for their new theme park, DisNOLAnd! There will be NEW jazz funerals, with white folks in black face, plasticized replicas of funeral biers, with piped in genuine imitation electronic jazz-like muzak simulations (pat pend). It'll be a wretched morph of Mardi Gras with the grand parade at Disneyland.
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mopinko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:39 PM
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14. haunt these fuckers with jazz
all these fuckers should have a jazz funeral follow them around for the rest of their miserable fucking lives.
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-15-05 08:53 PM
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15. His speechwriter googled the same sites I found
when I was writing an announcement for DU's mask auction.

Karen Hughes? Yeah, I bet her hands were in that mealymouthed speech.
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