I'm leaving DU....

I'm taking my ball and I'm going home.

You won't have old Buddy to kick around anymore.

You all think you're so smart. You all think you're better than me. You all are so mean.

You'll be sorry. Yea. SO sorry. When I throw myself off of a....no wait...when I take a bottle of sle...no wait....when I BLOW MY HEAD OFF with a cheap shotgun bought at Kmart spraying my brains across the walls of my studio apartment giving it the appearance of cheap Picasso knock off titled simply "Gray Matter".

Then you'll be REALLY sorry. And you'll sob uncontrollably like Nancy Karrigan. And scream, "WHY! WHY! WHY DID BUDDY DO IT! HE WAS SO YOUNG! WELL...AT LEAST HE LOOKED SO YOUNG! AND I NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO HAVE GROUP SEX WITH HIM!"

So that's it! Don't try to talk me out of it. NO SERIOUSLY, DON'T TRY....why isn't anybody trying?

WELL SCREW YOU THEN! You don't care! You're heartless and you shop at Wal-Mart!

*Donations can be sent to "Please...Buddy don't go...we were wrong and you bought the Farm....and now were all sad...and we'll never be the same" @ PO Box 6789 Hollywood, CA 90028.

:sarcasm: off

I'm staying!!!


:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

One of the finest sartire posts ever.
:toast:

Hang in there!!

On edit, your post is really funny! I nominated it for greatest.

who will have group sex with Buddy" thread for you. When enough women sign up, I'll kill your sorry ass myself with a high quality American made shotgun bought when they still made things here and get all that nookie for my own self. So relax.

;)

We are more refined. We are the artists, the poets, the musicians, the scholars.

Knuckle draggers are breast men. Don't get me wrong. I've only met a "handful" (pun intended) of breasts I didn't like.

But us ass-men. We are the guys that leave our mark on the world.

:D

you find my misery to be....some sort of....frickin....NOMINATED THREAD?!

Oh sure...you eat your porridge...over there...smirkin' at me...all nominating......and stuff!:mad:

Let's really rub his face in it!

:silly:

Buddy :yourock:

ROFL!!!!!

It's fabulous. :D

when I don't even know where the hell I am!

<channeling Freud>

The donations process faster. : )

:evilgrin:

SINCE WHEN WAS IT OKAY FOR YOU ALL TO WALLOW IN MY SELF PITY?!!!

EXCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!

IT'S MY PITY YOU HEARTLESS BASTARDS! now can i have it back...please?

:shrug:

:rofl:

:P

a Historic something or other. Something to rally the brainless (no pun intended) masses around.

Halliburtion will come in for clean up. But only to dispose of the dirty underwear and explore for oil.

The brains are to be left on the walls.

Let it be so.

Funny!

I needed that laugh. Thanks.

Peace

Oh, were you saying something? I thought I heard some sort of indecipherably whining noise. Oh well, I'll just tune it out ...

See ya around clown :D

Everybody wants me to leave. And I'm sticking around just to drag things down. That's how you get even. Post long personal posts. It's better than leaving.

for months.

:banghead:

Picasso?

Perhaps Jackson Pollock


Funny post.

Edited because in spite of all the hilarity I still can't spell

You know what I meant.

What if I used the Flying Spaghetti Monster? That would be pretty darn accurate.

anyone who can post such an amusing post needs mocking just so they will keep it up!

Seriously, I needed that.

As you mentioned, yes the FSM would have been perfect, especially with the sauce. :puke:

WTG Buddy nobody in my house knows why I suddenly jumped from morose to laughing and furiously looking up artists on my computer. It is always good to confuse the family.

Unfortunately the poor bastard had two decades of indoctrination. I love him to death but we argue politics constantly.

At this point my argument has just gotten to the point of, "DAD! WAKE THE FUCK UP!".

To no avail.

"I'm leaving DU" post right now- oh, wait....

BWAHAHAHAH!

Well played! :rofl:

because if that WASN'T there, they only comment I'd have was to tell you stop ripping off Bill Hicks in your next life. :hi:

you can't leave DU without a note

Hello, I must be going.
I cannot stay,
I came to say
I must be going.
I'm glad I came
but just the same
I must be going.

(the DU chorus)
For my sake you must stay,
for if you go away,
you'll spoil this party
I am throwing.

I'll stay a week or two,
I'll stay the summer through,
but I am telling you,
I must be going.

-Groucho Marx

In fact, we got the point before you pointed it out.

Thanks for your consideration.