The Chimp did it again! - Democratic Underground

joanne

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:15 PM
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The Chimp did it again!

Said "there is progress being made in this part of the world"..... referring, of course, to New Orleans.

Guess the Chimp still doesnt realize it is in the USA!

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knowbody0

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:16 PM
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1. is the children learnin to read thar?

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Erika

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:21 PM
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7. W's goen to give them a privut edcashun like he got

in his prep schools. W likez privut edcashun. He's a rezult of privut skools growan up. He's going to do everything he can to gut public education.

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knowbody0

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:32 PM
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15. a new texan accent

Edited on Tue Sep-20-05 09:33 PM by knowbody0

the word rather is said raaaaather just like Kennedy said it. a sign of good breeding. also the word "a" is always pronounced like the letter "a" no matter what follows it.
ugh

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marmar

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:18 PM
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2. He is a complete and total embarassment...

When historians write about the downfall of the American empire under Bush, that will be one of the quotes they use.

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joanne

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:20 PM
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5. Huge embarrassment

As well as his cabinet. Bunch of morons.

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Botany

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:19 PM
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3. he dropped this gem today.

"...............that which work."

Even subject verb agreement seems beyond him,

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Journeyman

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:30 PM
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14. A friend of mine had a bumpersticker last year that read. . .

"Vote for Subject-Verb Agreement!"

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ChairmanAgnostic

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:19 PM
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4. BUSH: WHAT America? With all those darkies there? Sure it ain't Africa?

Hey, don't get me wrong. In my house I have several of them former slaves working, heck, even Condi and Colleen - what WAS his name? - Colon? Calynne? Colin? never mind, even they were sun-tanned.

And hey, i have flown EARLY FROM VACATION to see them, and you know how I hate international trips.

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Jacobin

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:21 PM
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6. Is this the same guy who says there is progress in Iraq?

:evilgrin:

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joanne

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:28 PM
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13. Actually wasnt that the real President.... Crashcart?

Said the insurgency was in its "final throes"

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killbotfactory

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:21 PM
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8. Maybe he should move to Saudi Arabia

and take his diseased fucking family with him.

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ChairmanAgnostic

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:23 PM
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9. I'll buy the tickets. even load their bags.

but please save our country. the sooner, the better.

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Cleita

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:26 PM
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12. I can't afford to buy tickets and I can't lift the bags, but

I sure can pack them for them.

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fairfaxvadem

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:24 PM
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10. I'm so glad I wasn't imagining things!!

On that infamous Friday after Katrina hit, he referred to New Orleans and the Gulf Coast at least TWICE as "folks in this part of the world".

Couldn't believe he was using his Iraq canned yak to get him through this whole thing.

And there he goes again.......

Unbelievable.

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aint_no_life_nowhere

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:26 PM
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11. Chertoff probably confused the Chimp when he called Louisiana a city

Now Bush probably thinks New Orleans is something else, maybe a Caribbean nation.

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SalmonChantedEvening

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:32 PM
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16. He probably still doesn't realize that Africa isn't a country.

:grr:

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A Brand New World

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Tue Sep-20-05 09:45 PM
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17. It's because of his huge, outrageous ego - he really thinks that he is

the President of the World, not just the USA. Although, the USA part is highly, highly debatable also.

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