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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 11:43 AM
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Caption the Chimp


I guess I'm supposed to pay attention this time.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 11:48 AM
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1. can't you just zap it with the joystick on your game controller?
what are the green parts and the blue parts of the picture?

I've been in AIr Force One and looked down and I never saw those squares before. Are they something new?

can you fast forward so I can see where it hits? I could go there now and meet some nice white folks.
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Dudley_DUright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 11:51 AM
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2. What is that big funny shaped state that it is suppose to hit again?
:silly:
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corkhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 11:53 AM
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3. "Where's Saudi Arabia?"
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 11:57 AM
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4. "Heh heh. Florda looks like a 'thingy.' Heh heh."
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 11:59 AM
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5. "Lovely Rita, Meter Maid ... huh? ... of COURSE I'm paying attention ...
hmm hmm hmm-hmm, hmmm hmmm hmmm ... I just SAID I'm paying attention!"
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cawe24 Donating Member (20 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 12:00 PM
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6. Wait, Wait...
Hold on, there's white people in Texas!!! Condi, mobilize the Nat Guard, Rummy you comandeer FEMA. We have to get those whi...I mean people out of there.

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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 12:00 PM
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7. Get me Karl! I need to sell my ranch. n/t
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 12:01 PM
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8. "*Sigh* I wonder what Condi's doing right now. And what she's wearing!"
;-) ;-) ;-)
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 12:02 PM
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9. My ranch, my ranch, it's going for my ranch!
What sin did I commit Pat Robertson?!
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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 12:06 PM
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10. Oh boy, that's getting close.....
I better call California and let them know to evacuate...

Uhh, Mr. President, that's not California...

Oh, I meant Arizona...

Uhh, no...

Arkansas?...

Uhh, no again. It starts with a "T"...

Oh yeah, Tennessee, that's what i meant to say the whole time...

Why don't I call them for you...

Good idea. I'll go ride my bike.

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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 12:09 PM
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11. "DP4 ... DP5 ... DP6 ... BINGO! Heh heh ... lil' joke there ...
heh heh heh."
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Seansky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 12:19 PM
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12. "Are there sinners in Texas?" and
"I'll show Rita I'm a War President"
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RepublicanElephant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 12:53 PM
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13. "CRAWFORD?!"....
"Oh lordy, this IS serious!"
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true_con Donating Member (29 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 12:56 PM
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14. "Umm,
what's that thing between the dots?"

That's a line, Mr. President."

"That's like one of those books you keep giving me to work on, Karl. Now I get it!"

/sigh/
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-21-05 01:26 PM
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15. "Whatcha mean I ain't gotta Batphone?"
"What superheroes AM I able to call on?"

:evilgrin:
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