Shuttle Crew to Bush: UP URANUS!

Would you buy a used
car from this man?

It's actually illegal to threaten the prez... one must be careful what one says here in Freedomopolis...
But even BEFORE he took office, I always thought of him as a tragic and surreal bicycle accident just waiting to happen:




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"In heaven everything is fine."--The Lady in the Radiator

'I didn't do it' line down pat.

on the shuttle.

I give credit to the experts who are trying to survive this administration.

Having worked in the trenches in government for 12 years, I can sure sympathize with employees when incompetents take over.

A couple of milleniums ago the natives of the Planet Ur used to visit earth. The Urians weren't liked very much by the people of earth. The Urians were sticklers for pronunciation and very arrogant about it. You see the people of earth pronounce the name of their planet "er" instead of "your." So the Urians were constantly and ever so arrogantly correcting the earthlings pronounciation. "That's Your. Anus!" So after decades of this continuos conditioning. The people of earth just started calling the planet Uranus. This made the urians so mad. They left earth and no one has seen or heard from them since. But to this very day the planet is still called Uranus.

Story by: The Wizard. :)

It was quite a while back, and I actually did two different things with it... the other is an animated gif at

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Thanx for your support, bro... it's been a tough week for humor; so much truly bad crap still goin' down even as we speak, and who knows WHAT next?
I sure hope everyone's gonna be safe in DC this weekend...
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