Here's a question to Answer: "What is Wrong with W?"

Answer, then explain your answer as bluntly as possible!!!

A: He's back on the bottle
B: He's retarded and stupid!
C: He's trying to become the world's most incoherent man!
D: He's in WAY over his head and can't run away like he did with all his failed businesses?
E: He's a complete miserable failure and people have exposed him!!!
F: Any combination of the above, which ones and why?
G: All of the above, and why!

Please try to be satrically funny! I need a good laugh today.

last night. I thought his bed pan needed to be changed.

TRYING???????????? Hell, he already is, was, and will be. No leader in this world could be so damn stupid as this asshole is.

He has attained the ultimate position that a mass murderer can achieve.
Control over a military force that will murder thousands at his beaconing.

intelligent conversation, and people actually thought he had a good personality (well, not exactly everyone).

No wonder he squints so much, wouldnt you? ..

He went to school? Remind me never to send my kids to THAT school, if I ever have any.

Kamaan ! He never stopped !

I have a great sense of humor, but it has escaped me, and I often look for humor responding to my posts, but don't find it. I share your wish for humor. It no longer exists here; what we must have, in order to continue functioning as America, is justice. And, I am hilarious. Not now. The battle is joined.

Now every one is out to protect their own back side and they are letting Bush flap in the wind.

are photo-op'ing him to death! They've choked the bastard, they've roughed him up (those unfortunate spills on his bike) they've planted crazed lunatics with dud grenades in audiences......ya know to keep up the pressure. Now they've got a new plan.....make the bastard work...in public! HE-HE!
Ok, so to answer your question....all of the above, and it's not fun anymore and he wants out but "they" wont let him. So they've had a little chat and told him "looky here ya little creep....this is how it's going to go down" then they push him out in front of the camera with his D cup bags under his eyes and his hoarse voice......

I hope he loses it in public and the next note we see him passing say's "SOS, SOS, SOS"

was born without a heart,and the wizard of OZ couldn't get one to fit into his cold little chest that would withstand the cocaine booze sadism and guilt . The Wizard realized the bastard if he was to have a heart he would drinking himself into the grave over his shame.
So the wizard of Oz being a kind man and unable to help such a creature as Bush, went to the wizard of ID and that wizard made bush a sociopaths heart..One part fundamentalist kook with the rapacious sadism of of a shark mixed with the laziness of a lizard the parasitism of a maggot and the appetite of a pig,he made this evil thing and in beat in Bush's chest and Bushes rotted blood began to circulate,but luckily it's brain is dead..The ID is the only kind of heart that was compatible with bush the monster stuck in a human suit .

The wizard of OZ being a kind wizard refused to put a brain inside this inhuman thing,instead he put it in a strawman.. So to this day there is no glint of real intelligence inside bush ...Only a scheming predatory insatiable sadistic Malevolence that comes from his dark pathetic reptile heart that imitates intellegence with it's uncontrolled ID driven intincts.Bush is not a human like most of us,in fact he only plays one on TV.

Seymour Hersh reported a few weeks ago that the Pentagon was getting reports of a massive Tet-type offensive being planed AND THAT THE ARAB OIL PRODUCERS WERE GOING TO ADD AN OIL EMBARGO TO THE OFFENSIVE (i.e. when the US counterattacks and starts killing a lot of Iraqis, the Arab countries all tell the US they will NOT ship OIL out till the US stops killing Iraqis (Please note it is a threat to cut ALL oil production not just oil exports to the US).

Remember only in August 2005 did the US oil Strategic Oil Reserve was filled to capacity. That had to be used after Katrina and now again after Rita. Furthermore most of the oil production in the Lower 48 is concentrated in Louisiana today (With some still in Texas, Oklahoma, California and Alaska). This was directly hit by Katrina. Thus not only is US oil reserve FALLING, so is its oil production (Which increased the last couple of years after decades of decline, mostly from new off-shore oil wells off Louisiana's coast line).

All together the above is NOT a pleasant situation and BUSH can do nothing about it. He has maxed out the troops so if the other oil producers do an embargo, he can threaten them with being bombed (and even nuked) but bombing will NOT get the arabs to ship out their oil. To get the oil you have to occupy and Bush does NOT have the troops to Occupy (and the draft is a non-started based on the polls).

Bush has to choices, first ask for a rapid expansion of the Army, but that would require the draft or he can pull out of Iraq. Politically he can NOT get the Draft and he does NOT want to pull out of Iraq. This he fumes. He is caught in his own trap and does not have enough courage to get out of it. He will NOT ask for a draft, nor will he pull out of Iraq.

I have seen people in his situation before and they tend to look like he does, caught between two things he does NOT want to do. Refusing to do either but the longer he waits the worse the situation becomes. (and thus the pressure on him to do something). Katrina and Rita made the situation worse for both showed America's economic and planning weakness and I believe reinforced the desire for the Arabs to do the Embargo AND DRIVE THE US OUT OF THE MIDDLE EAST.

The US will not be technically driven out, our troops will just run out of fuel, than food, than ammunition. Once out of all three the Troops will leave, wither by desertion or being pulled out. So how can Bush get out of this situation? First he can ask Congress for an expanded Army but Congress will refuse. Bush can wait for the proposed "Tet" Type offensive and the subsequent oil embargo to ask for the draft, but that will be to late (The Draftees will NOT be able to get to Iraq for 3-6 months at minimum, long after the US losses control of Iraq). Thus the Draft can NOT help Bush.

Long rant, but if the above is the situation we can see the US Army in Iraq destroyed by Christmas and nothing we can do about it.

http://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2004/10/11_hersh.shtml
http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=05/01/26/1450204
http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/?040510fa_fact
http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/articles/050725fa_fact
http://www.truthout.org/docs_05/011805A.shtml

He wants you to feel sorry for him.

Oh Hell No.

Back in November he was on top of the world.

He'd won the election (or stole it, whatever) and was going to spend a little political capital. The media was cowed. The Democrats in disarray. Even if 49% of the population wouldn't piss on him to put out a fire, he didn't care.

Well the Democrats are still in disarray but without much effort on their part, his world has crumbled. The war has been a disaster. Several of his closest associates are facing indictments. He's been found out to be a phony and even many of the people who voted for him now despise him.

The once compliant media is on a rampage. Critical articles abound where a few months ago no one would have dared.

All of this happened because he was too self-absorbed, arrogant and inept to realize that maybe heading back to Washington in the face of a major disaster and appearing to be engaged was a better idea than goofing around with cake and a guitar while photographers snapped pictures and people all over the Internet argued about whether he was trying to emulate Nero or Marie Antoinette.

Bush has seen this happen before--I mean after all--how many business failures did he preside over. In the past Poppy would step in and make sure nothing happened to little George. Now the shit has hit the fan bigtime and no one can help him. For the first time in his life he has to face the music and he doesn't like the song.

I wouldn't be surprised if he isn't suffering from a nervous breakdown.