Confirmation that * is off the wagon
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:17 AM
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Confirmation that * is off the wagon
When * dropped in to San Antonio recently, here's the menu he requested: Bill Miller Barbecue Shiner Bock A margarita machine I got this from a mole in the officer's club where this order was filled. Looks like I'll have to find a new favorite beer :-(
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:18 AM
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1. All at once? Geez. Hurl City! n/t
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:22 AM
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2. The booze would explain a lot...
If he's been on it for at least 4 years + 8 months.
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:23 AM
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3. C'mon, this is a joke.
A funny joke nontheless :rofl:
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:28 AM
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7. Glad you think it's funny
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:25 AM
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4. Hey at least it's blender drinks.
He's a party guy baby. I say he should hit the sauce publically. If anything it'll draw him closer to his beer swilling* ignorant** redneck*** base. *not all beer swillers are Bush supporters **not all ignorant people are Bush supports, but all Bush supporters are ignorant ***not all rednecks are Bush supporters. Hell I married one.
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:27 AM
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drinks Shiner (or Ziegen Bock). I won't desert Shiner just because an asshole drinks it. FSC
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:29 AM
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9. There's always Blonde and Summer Stock
I can't resist that cute l'il horny toad!
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:01 AM
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16. Horny toads are indeed cute....
and that blonde is tasty (the beer I mean...). :9
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:30 AM
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10. I drinks me White Trash (Wild Turkey) & Coke
also fondly known in Texas as kickin' chickin and coke. Yessssss, the coca cola variety, what did you think I meant? ;)
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:32 AM
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12. Well, when talkin' about *, "coke" has varying conntations...
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:00 AM
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when I think of Wild Turkey I think of my ex-stepmonster. We're a Maker's Mark household, son! FSC
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:27 AM
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6. maybe his mother went with him..??
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:28 AM
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8. could have been for someone else.. but it will be any day now
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:31 AM
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11. Jenna and The Other One
Now we know What Would Jenna Drink
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:02 AM
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Hide the keys to the liquor cabinet!
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:34 AM
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13. So maybe all those facial lacerations he's suffered from in the past
were due to forgetting to put the top on the blender?
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Tue Sep-27-05 10:39 AM
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14. If we could only get him to smoke dope
he would be more peaceful, and would consider ending the war.
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:11 AM
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20. he'd prob. be the type to have a schizophrenic episode
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:02 AM
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My ex stepmonster used to work at Brooks. Took us there once. Bastard. FSC
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:51 AM
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:03 AM
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19. A margarita MACHINE???? Jesus P. Christ.....how much tequila
can one person consume????
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Tue Sep-27-05 11:53 AM
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22. Machines make weak 'ritas.
The directions call for a bottle of tequila into some gallons of mix. It's just tequila-flavored limeaide.
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Tue Sep-27-05 12:44 PM
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23. yeah, but if the machine is pumpin em out like baby rabbits, then
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