Dear People of Earth

Dear People of Earth,

Please stop doing things in my name. Please stop saying natural events are part of my wrath. Please stop thinking or saying that I like you or your country better than them or their country. I never have and never will 'bless' America. I never have and never will use a hurricane to 'punish' anyone. Please leave me out of it. If you want to go out and disobey my commandmants and kill each other, go ahead. If you want to take my name in vain, which includes saying that i'm on your side, go ahead. Just don't expect to sample the great all you can eat buffet we have up here.

God

PS To everyone who hears my voice, that's not me. That's schitzophrenia. You should seek medical help. It's treatable.

I'm on nobody's side. I'm above all that. I'm up here, at the buffet.

God

PS It's Peel and Eat Shrimp day up here in case you're interested.

Yes, We have a a sushi station and desert table. I just ate a spicy tuna roll, and it was good.

God

Ps try the triple chocolate mouse cake if you have the chance. It's heavenly.

Hi There,

I would just like to ditto what my pop just said. You people need to get your priorities straight. I spent 3+ years preaching one simple message. Wasn't "Love thy neighbor as you love yourself" clear enough for you? Please quit invoking me in the quest of selfishness, hatred, and fear.

Don't make me come down there...

I'll do it.

You won't like it...

Jesus

It's become pretty obvious at this point...that alot of people down here simply don't love themselves very much.

Hate self...hate others.

courtesy of Kurt Vonnegut. :thumbsup:

As far as I know, there are no verified sightings of any form of a godlike petrson anywhere. Nobody has ever seen or talked to this fairytale figures, so I personally more inclined to believe in Santa Claus, at least we see him every year :-)

We see catastrophy after catastrophy on this planet, each year have multiple wars were people kill each other and there is famine and poverty al over the world. Not a single god in sight to deal with it, not a single god insight to comfort, not a single god insight to help or prevent these catastrophies.

How anyone can believ in thsi fairytale of gods and supernatural beeings is beyond me. Do you guys believe in Superman too?