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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 02:36 PM
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Well, ya see. . .I will stand here with my sleeves rolled up. . .talking to one of your commoners. . .my base will eat it up. If I look profind. . .and look like I care. . .then maybe maybe my. . .polls will go up. . .even though I don't base my actions. . .on poll (*erp, hic*) That Bourbon didn't go down well, you got some beer to chase it?
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thefloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 02:38 PM
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1. Hmm let me think
"I called you last night and left a message not to wear the grey shirt"
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butchcjg Donating Member (149 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 02:39 PM
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3. I just don't get it. He did a heckuva job!
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BlueJac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 02:38 PM
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2. Well, it's like this....
don't drive unless you have too I need jet fuel for Air Farse1
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Tim4319 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 02:39 PM
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4. Where did we park Air Force 1, again?
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 02:39 PM
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5. Does this shirt look like I'm wearing a kevlar vest under it? n/t
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 02:39 PM
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6. Thoughts from the guy next to *:
You truly are a clueless bastard!
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 02:42 PM
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7. "Fact is Rickie, I didn't give a damn about Texas when I was the governor"
:silly:
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Anywho6 Donating Member (458 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 02:45 PM
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8. Isn't that Gov. Rick "Good Hair" Perry w/him?
I think the caption should be, "Asshat Bush explains to his friend Ricky how to handle Molly Ivins."
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Catfight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 02:55 PM
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9. See Jim, after the Enron tapes came out about F'n Grandma Millie
and shutting off her electricity, I thought I was a goner, but nope, nothing. Then the CIA Valerie Plame outing again I thought, this is it, I'm going down, nothing. Then cheating in the debates..heeheee....Carl Rove being involved in the outing and me flipflopping on kicking anyone out of my administration involved...heehee...then FH911 showed how I allowed the Bin Ladens to fly out on 9/13...heehee....Downing Street Memo's...heehee....9/11 August Briefing and ignoring that, that one still gets me that no one cared. Shall I go on...Oh good, you're interested in how to skirt any responsibility...this is the apex of my career, telling everyone I was restoring dignity and responsibility into the WH while squandering a trillion dollar surplus into the largest deficit we'll ever know...that one makes me belly laugh. Now the accusations of me hating black folk, please, I had a black nanny and a black sunday school teacher and they didn't mind doing things for me at all. But I'd have to say my proudest moment was lying to the American people about Iraq and doping so many of my followers into still believing Saddam was the culprit. Hell, they keep giving me bodies...oops, I mean soldiers to send over to keep halliburton RICH...say it with me Jim, RICH RICH RICH...doesn't if feel good rolling off your tongue? heeheee heee.....sent by God....that one is CLASSIC...it doesn't matter if you vote for me, I'll still be the president because I cheat! Keep walking with me and I'll gladly show you how much more damage I can do in this world.....
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 02:58 PM
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10. Bush to Perry: "I'm really missing Bulldog these days"
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 03:01 PM
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11. Does this expression look sad enough?..n/t
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The Sleeper Donating Member (229 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 03:05 PM
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12. See.........
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Who the Hell are You??!!!!! Where's Laura ??!!!
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 03:11 PM
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13. I didn't know I could go to jail
for all the things I've done. I thought all they could do was impeach me.
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