The Amercian Right Wing

Has no consistent position

Are a bunch of naysayers

Will randomly contradict almost anything regardless of facts to save face

Has no interest in reality

Is superstitious, cowardly and criminal

Can't remember anything unless it rhymes (blame game)

Is wilfully ignorant

Is understood the world over to be a repulsive anomaly

Is a big, ugly mistake for which America will eventually pay in full

Is of no use to anyone anywhere, not even its own members

Is wasteful, inefficient, reactionary and shrill

Lacks even the most fundamental grasp of logical thinking

Is bad-tempered, spiteful, peevish and petty

Can't hold it's drink

Is frightened of children, old ladies, men with a flair for interior design and jazz musicians

Is composed largely of people with such incredibly low self-esteem and miniscule imaginations that anything even slightly out of what they perceive to be the social norm must perforce represent a threat to their very souls

More please

How about

Hide behind the cross to appear compassionate

Are Cosmetic Christians meaning simply want to hang the ten commandments but not abide by them.

lambasts others for being Godless/athiests/antichrists/evil/moralless

A new word! I like it