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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:32 PM
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Turn on SNL!

Edited on Sat Oct-01-05 10:33 PM by ocelot

Bush at a press conference!! Very funny!!

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Sydnie

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:33 PM
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1. Thanks for the heads up

:rofl:

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Wabbajack

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:33 PM
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2. I miss Will Ferrell's Bush

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Maven

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:34 PM
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3. spank you! :D

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Dinger

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:35 PM
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4. Yup, It's Good

The guy doing bu$h seems to hate him. (I miss Will Ferrell's bu$h too)

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henslee

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:35 PM
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5. Pretty funny.

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OmmmSweetOmmm

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:35 PM
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6. Very funny! Just turned it on towards the end. Mentioning all of the

people under investigation. Then * starts talking about 9/11!!!!

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Island Blue

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:36 PM
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7. Funny stuff but he needs to incorporate the coke-jaw slide n/t

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Sydnie

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:36 PM
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8. "I'm a sleeper-in-er"

Isn't that the truth!

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Digit

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:36 PM
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9. Wolfie was a hoot! eom

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Twist_U_Up

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:36 PM
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10. pinch me

am I dreaming ? did they just shoot down the whole admin ?
WOW
thatll make a nice video snip

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babylonsister

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:36 PM
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11. The BLIVET: "I don't like wake-up calls; I'm a sleeper-inner. "

Thanks, ocelot!

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Digit

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:37 PM
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12. Steve Carell is hosting!

Edited on Sat Oct-01-05 10:39 PM by Digit

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:38 PM
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13. Kanye West on, too.

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seemslikeadream

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Sat Oct-01-05 11:10 PM
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19. "Gold Digger"

KANYE WEST LYRICS

"Gold Digger"

She take my money when I'm in need
Yea she's a trifflin friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digga way over town
That dig's on me

(She takes my money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She takes my money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head

Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby louis vuitton
Under her underarm
She said I can tell you ROC
I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but I'm lookin for the one
have you seen her
My psychic told me she have a ass like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
An i gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz
Ok get ya kids but then they got their friends
I Pulled up in the Benz, they all got up In
We all went to Den and then I had to pay
If you fuckin with this girl then you betta be payed
You know why
It take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend say she use to fuck wit Usher
I dont care what none of yall say I still love her

(She takes my money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She takes my money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head

18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lypo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money
Should of got that insured got GEICO for ya moneeey
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup
WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

(She takes my money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She takes my money)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl gone head

Now I aint sayin you a gold digger you got needs
You dont want ya dude to smoke but he can't buy weed
You got out to eat and he cant pay yall cant leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But why yall washin watch him
He gone make it into a Benz out of that Datson
He got that ambition baby look in his eyes
This week he moppin floorz next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side
I know his dude's ballin but yea thats nice
And they gone keep callin and tryin
But you stay right girl
But when you get on he leave yo a** for a white girl

Get down girl gone head get down
Get down girl gone head get down
get down girl gone head get down
get down girl gone head
(lemme hear dat bak)

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bpilgrim

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Sun Oct-02-05 09:59 AM
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30. remix - Katrina MP3 (MUST LISTEN)

http://news.globalfreepress.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=search&cat=0&pos=1

psst... pass the word ;->

peace

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grytpype

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:42 PM
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14. Not very funny.

I haven't watched the show in years, I turn it on tonight for a few minutes and that's all I could take.

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Lochloosa

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Sat Oct-01-05 11:13 PM
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21. I watch about every three months.....for the last 5-6 years

not funny....

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grytpype

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Sat Oct-01-05 11:25 PM
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25. It's just a bunch of impressions with really really weak material. n/t

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Synnical

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:43 PM
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15. Since when did SNL use a laugh track?

That was so not funny. Just my opinion. Ironic, sarcastic, but not funny.

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:45 PM
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16. I thought it was funny. But then, I laugh at lots of stuff.

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Synnical

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:57 PM
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18. Some of it was funny

But I think a laugh track was utilized. I didn't hear the audience. It sounded canned to me.

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Corgigal

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Sat Oct-01-05 10:45 PM
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17. This Jet Blue skit

is funny. Only because everyone is okay.

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The Witch

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Sat Oct-01-05 11:12 PM
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20. OH. MY. GOD.

Mike MYERS!!!!!!!!11

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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OmmmSweetOmmm

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Sat Oct-01-05 11:14 PM
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22. lol! Myers said he was wiretapped, audited etc! Lost his US citizenship!

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The Witch

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Sat Oct-01-05 11:16 PM
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24. I think I woke up my upstairs neighbors.

I SHRIEKED with laughter.

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OmmmSweetOmmm

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Sun Oct-02-05 09:57 AM
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28. I didn't make it to the bathroom in time! :)

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Sydnie

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Sat Oct-01-05 11:15 PM
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23. Now that was pretty damn funny n/t

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Carolab

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Sun Oct-02-05 12:46 AM
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26. I loved the Roberts toon. n/t

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murielm99

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Sun Oct-02-05 02:31 AM
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27. That was good.

But I didn't think any of the hurricane jokes were funny. And the news sketch sucked!

I had some hope that the season premier would be funny. I have some hope that bush* will go to jail, too.

I probably won't watch again for a long time.

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Synnical

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Sun Oct-02-05 08:47 PM
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33. Yeah, "Fun with Quick Time"

That was good.

The Katrina "Girls Gone Wild" was indeed, tasteless, as others have pointed out.

My opinion - SNL, for many years, has only been worth watching for the opening skit and "Week-End Update". And this week, Week-End update sucked 'cause Tiny Fey was not there!! I understand she just had a baby, but SNL needs her to continue to be viable.

Oh, and I really wanted to hear the Christopher Walken impression!

-Cindy in Fort Lauderdale

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Seen the light

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Sun Oct-02-05 09:58 AM
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29. The Katrina bit was extremely tasteless

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The Witch

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Sun Oct-02-05 01:05 PM
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31. yes, I agree

there was one funny line about "we usually do tasteless videos" but it was just a little too much. woulda been funnier closer to 1 AM, when everyone's more tired but still...

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frankly_fedup2

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Sun Oct-02-05 01:10 PM
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32. I was thinking the same thing but nothing is sacred anymore when

it comes to comedy. To each his own.

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