Bush Joke.......I hope it is a new one!

George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway
when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed
in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three
kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He
was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to
Disneyland." "No problem," said George. "I'll take you on
Air Force One."

The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air
Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even
have Michael sign them!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a
built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little
perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you
have a disability. "The kid says, "I will after my dad
finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"

:)

I never heard it before.

Excellent joke and oh how true as far as my family goes. :rofl:

:D

there's a ton of them there!

Air Force One

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President and chuckles saying, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Not to be out done, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then I could throw one-hundred $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot, overhearing their conversation, rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there... Hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy."

~~~~~

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:

"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in conflict in Iraq"

"OH NO!" the President exclaims, ashen faced, "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at his display of emotion, nervously watching as Bush sits, head in hands.

Finally the President looks up and asks,

"How many is a brazillion? More than a million right?"

:rofl:

that.

:rofl: No kidding!

:rofl: :applause: :rofl: :applause: :rofl:

Thank for sharing.

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."

:loveya: