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malachi Donating Member (653 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:13 PM
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Rivera wants one last hit (Geraldo) Delusional. Hall of Fame
Jackass. Anyone want to hit him one last time?

Geraldo Rivera is preparing for his "last hurrah."

"I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch," says Fox News Channel's Rivera, 62, whose live weekday news show launches Oct. 31 on the Fox broadcast network.

"It would be nice to go out with one more hit, to go once more into the breach where the network needs me. I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry." (Ten-hut!)

http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/entertainment/columnists/12827937.htm
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:14 PM
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1. From my Army training (if I remember correctly)
THE SPECIAL FORCES DON'T TELL THE OTHER SIDE WHERE OUR FREAKIN' TROOPS ARE!!!

but then I could be wrong.
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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:15 PM
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2. He's "butch"???
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:15 PM
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3. "And very butch."
:rofl:

It's almost... too easy, Jerry Rivers. :eyes:

He's not going to, let's say, give away troop positions this time, is he?
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:16 PM
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4. I can't believe that guy is Kurt Vonnegut's son-in-law.
I know there's been insanity in the Vonnegut family, but I'm surprised it got that bad.
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:21 PM
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5. So what was his most recent "hit"? Capone's vault?
I liked the one when the skinhead broke his nose.
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 02:30 PM
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6. Another hit with a folding chair that was thrown at him?
That would be cool.

TlalocW
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