KARL ROVE'S BOO-BOO >>>

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rocknation

ROFLMAO!

I just hope I'm not scared for life now.

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Subject: AMERICA LOVES YOU KARL!

Dear Karl Rove:

I just wanted to tell you that no matter how much indisputable evidence those fact-obsessed intellectual reporters release about you betraying America, I join the President in not caring diddly-squat about so-called national security when the only war that matters is the one we're waging against Democrats. So that makes you TOPS in my book! Anyway, however it happened, that bimbo Valerie Plame got what she deserved for marrying a moron who spouted crazy talk about Saddam bin Laden not having all those Nukepox Laser Deathrays you made President Bush promise we'd find. Heck, she should be happy that you only assassinated his CHARACTER!

Well, I would say don't let this 'Plame Game' get you down, but I'm sure you're already orchestrating your greatest-yet Machiavellian stratagem (replete with Clintonesque legalistic parsings) to slither out of doing any prison time - especially since you were polite enough not to use Mrs. Wilson's first name. So good luck with the indictments and likely cover-up conspiracy investigation, and next time you're whispering him sweet nothings, please tell Bob Novak I think his waxy tufts of silver ear hair are massively SEXY - in a totally non-homosexual way, of course!

Sincerely,



http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2005/071205.asp

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the National Boob will be lost like he was for those three days after FEMAGATE!

Thumbing his nose at the law



http://www.dw-world.de/dw/image/0,1587,1463077_6,00.jpg

You're going to be indicted. Can you hear us now?

In the post Above...Karl's talking on the phone, to old "Big" Bubba up in cell #13 at the federal pen...

"Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...Yes Dear...!1!1!1!1!666!1!"

Karl Rove's Latest Trick: Getting Bush To Hit The Bottle


Mr President, you've got to start drinking seriously again.

What? Karl, are you out of your mind?

No, sir, it could really work to get your numbers back up.

What do you mean? Have you started drinking yourself?

No, sir, hear me out.

http://blogcritics.org/archives/2005/10/05/135322.php

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