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texpatriot2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 04:22 PM
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"If you can indict a ham sandwich, is the pickle an accomplice?"
Edited on Thu Oct-06-05 04:23 PM by texpatriot2004
COMMENTARY: JOHN KELSO
If you can indict a ham sandwich, is the pickle an accomplice?

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

When big shots like Tom DeLay get busted, you'll often hear a chorus of "If you wanted to, you could indict a ham sandwich."

This is a common way of saying an indictment doesn't mean squat; it's the proving part that's hard. Google "indict a ham sandwich" and you'll get 11,700 hits.

<snip>

But it made me wonder: Is this ham sandwich remark accurate? Is it really so easy to indict somebody that you could indict a ham sandwich? I'd figure for starters, the district attorney would have to have something on the ham sandwich, besides mustard and a pickle.

Or is this just another case of people whining?

<snip>


And there you have it. I'm getting the feeling that unlike DeLay, the ham sandwich won't be in court soon.

http://www.statesman.com/metrostate/content/metro/stories/10/4kelso.html
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 04:23 PM
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1. Man I love John Kelso.
The only reason I can read the Statesman.
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liberalitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 04:24 PM
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2. making the chips and soda... what?
accessories after the fact?
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PDittie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 04:26 PM
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3. toothpick as co-conspirator n/t
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texpatriot2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 04:42 PM
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4. No Pickles she's too polluted. n/t
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Jack from Charlotte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 04:46 PM
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5. Hey. Throw in Laura Pickles Bush vehicular homicide charges. I ask my....
friends all the time if the US has ever had any other 1st Lady that has killed someone....... other than Laura Bush.
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texpatriot2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-06-05 07:21 PM
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6. Yep, Pickles is more than an accomplice. n/t
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texpatriot2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 01:14 AM
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7. Definitely. n/t
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