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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-05 10:30 PM
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Poll question: If I found my Uncle Sammy with his hand caught in a meat-grinder, I would
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hvn_nbr_2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-05 10:33 PM
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1. This has to be one of the best polls ever.
Freepers are probably saying, "Huh? I don't get it."
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-05 10:34 PM
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2. Glad you like it.
:)
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 01:43 AM
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17. We should send a copy of this to our Reps and Senators
Sadly, most of them probably wouldn't get it either.
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obxhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-05 10:37 PM
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3. lol
nice. Thanks for the lol.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-05 10:42 PM
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4. Excellent!
:applause: :applause: :woohoo: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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smartvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-05 10:46 PM
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5. Hilarious. nt
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ncrainbowgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-05 10:50 PM
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6. Other:
Give the meat grinder a no-bid contract with Halliburton. :sarcasm:
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 06:39 PM
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21. "99% bid-free Halliburgers: stock up now!" eom
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jim3775 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-05 10:53 PM
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7. Other: Not criticize my uncle because it would embolden the grinder
/:sarcasm:
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-05 11:40 PM
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11. I'd vote for that one!
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Seen the light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-05 10:55 PM
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8. This gets my stamp of approval!
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-05 11:06 PM
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9. Other: Look in the fridge for the other ingredients for a terrine,
Edited on Mon Oct-10-05 11:06 PM by TahitiNut
:evilgrin:

1/2 lb Uncle Sammy's hand, coarsely ground
2 whole raw skinned and deveined chicken breast
1/2 lb smoked ham
1 andouille sausage
2 raw chicken livers
1 small bunch scallions
1/2 lb mushrooms
1 sweet red pepper
1/2 C cilantro
1/4 lb butter
1/2 C sour cream
2 eggs
1/2 lb bacon
1 T Grand Marnier
1 t Worcestershire sauce
1 t nutmeg
1 t sweet paprika
salt and freshly ground black pepper
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-05 11:38 PM
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10. You didn't list throwing up as an option
My option.
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 02:22 AM
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18. My instinctual reaction as well.
To both the metaphor and the original.
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Individualist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 06:41 PM
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22. or fainting
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 10:27 PM
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24. A normal human response ... eom
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-10-05 11:44 PM
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12. Friggin' Great poll!!!
Nom'ed!!
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Tom Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 12:00 AM
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13. Feingold should read this!
He should see how many people want a plan for an "orderly" withdraw from the meat grinder. Though if Feingold wants to put his fingers in the meat grinder and let Uncle Sammy be treated (or send someone from his family to Iraq), it might increase my respect (i would still think he was crazy, but at least consistent).

To think that Feingold is still the only one talking about withdrawal from the slaughterhouse of Iraq by any date (you won't catch Pelosi doing any such thing!) is beyond pathetic.
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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 01:17 AM
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14. Best poll ever.
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nomatrix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 01:17 AM
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15. Withdrawal causes amnesia
9/11.

Maybe if we had some meatgrinder magnets for the fridge we won't forget...
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 01:33 AM
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16. Insist that he cram his hand in further
And when all that is left is a bloody stump at the shoulder, flip him round and cram his other hand in there, to HONOR the fingers that have already been sacrificed! When that appendage is gone, start on the toes!!!

All the while, insist that the meatgrinder is getting weaker, and if Uncle Sammie only perseveres, he will have that meatgrinder on the run in no time!
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 02:30 AM
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19. Shove his arm further in - he's obviously looking for WMD
http://brainbuttons.com/home.asp?stashid=13
Buttons for brainy people - educate your local freepers today!
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IndyOp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 10:24 AM
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20. LOL!
:rofl:

Can't give up the search!! WE KNOW THE WMD ARE THERE!
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 07:24 PM
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23. How to remove it without letting everyone else fall into the grinder
is the real question.

Good analogy.

However, if it was that simple, why is Uncle Sammy's hand still in the grinder after 2 fucking years?
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-11-05 10:45 PM
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25. I would pray to God to guide him
"Dear Lord, Your servant my uncle did follow Your will and plunged his paw into Thy holy meat-grinder. Please bless each finger as it turns into snausages and grant him the wisdom to PULL HIS FUCKING HAND OUT. In Christ our Lord. Amen."
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dxstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 05:21 AM
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26. Absolutely HILARIOUS, struggle!
And I'm a HUMORIST, with my own political humor website...
Meaning that I THINK I know what I'm talking about!
Seriously, VERY funny!... and TRUE, too; it makes some very simple and salient points as it entertains...
Sorry I got to it too late to nominate... but from one clown to another:
Kudos! Bravo! Bravissimo!
d

President Evil Online


T-Shirts with this image at Laugh City
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