Bush The Barbarian Wants to Nuke the World

from MAR 2002

Bush The Barbarian Wants to Nuke the World

Since the US spends more on weapons than the next 10 nations combined, we can crush any country in the world at will with a terrifying assortment of non-nuclear weapons, including cluster bombs, cruise missiles, and "daisy cutters." But somehow that just isn't good enough for Bush The Barbarian (BTB). No, BTB won't be emotionally satisfied until he can press a button and use nuclear weapons to level countries in an instant while laughing pathologically - like Stanley Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove. Never mind that Bush campaigned on slashing the number of nukes in the US arsenal - what fun is being a Dictator if you can't pile weapon upon weapon, terrifying the rest of humanity with your mindless savagery? What kind of psychopathic killer did George H.W. and Barbara unleash upon the world?

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http://www.nytimes.com/2002/03/10/international/10NUKE.html


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said that Saddam was a Madman. Condi said that Saddam harbored an ambition for WMD and Colin said that Saddam had weapons of dangerous designs. Did I get those quotes right? Anyway, I think BTB beats Saddam hands down as a Madman. :scared:

Bush is the renaissance man
He is diabolically psychotic yet pathetically simple
He has no real power but wants to push the button.
"All your oil are belong to Bush" but he also wants to nuke everything and therefore eliminate all oil.
Bush wants to murder all non-whites but he sucks the big one of Saudi Arabia

This bush is quite a riddler eh?