So these Republicans walk into a bar...

...tonight and I happen to be there to eavesdrop.

Oh, the whining!

Evil, evil Democrats are persecuting blameless Republicans with a baseless witchhunt. Rich Democrats are buying elections and poor, poor Ricky Santorum is being targeted because the nasty, vengeful Dems want revenge for Daschle. And we are too winning in Iraq but the liberal media won't report the good things happening and we wouldn't be losing in Iraq if those peaceniks weren't demoralizing our troops. Not that we could pull out of Iraq anyway--if we pulled out then we'd lose Pakistan and then they'd blow up India. And Bush would certainly be more popular if he'd cut more taxes.

Most entertainment I've had in weeks.

Still. At this point there's gotta be a school for every Iraqi kid that hasn't been killed....:eyes:

Did they have a bad week? Libruls are being mean again!

:nopity:

Please share with your conservative acquaintances. Its been market tested. A sitting President who gets head on the side will see his approval ratings rise. Let us urge jimmy dobson to offer that solution to bush. All they'd have to do is give drudge harriett miers dress.

soon :grr:

instead it's the same old joke

i thought this was gonna be a joke! ;-)

y'know, you almost have to admire the die-hards! they can cling pretty tenaciously to unreality!