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I wish I DID have some. They're tasty!

Morels grow well here in Oregon. I find them usually in units that were burned a year or two ago, or in wildland fire burns. ;-)

Anyone want to borrow some?

n/t

Obviously you have no morels.

Leave it to neocon idiots to give us a gift.

He misspelled morsels. Libs have no morsels. Once again the old RW meme "Libs only feed their cats dry food" has been brought back to haunt us.

Edit: Found that missing s.

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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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I look and I look but I have not seen anyone with Morels for a couple of years now. Too dry.

Good grief.

"Learn how to spell, then go brush your tooth"

"He has a tooth? I thought they all fell out by the time he was in 8th grade."

"He got all the way to 8th grade?!"

LOL!

I like to tell them to "grab another pabst and go sit back down in front of your trailer."

Oh good grief.

I needed that.

That sounds like fun which is precisely why you would not find them in the Catholic church, that from a recovering Catholic with a brother who is a priest.

I didn't know they were notably sexually active or religious...

:)

an' a-bites you on-a da snout,
'Ats a MORAAAAAY!

When the water is warm
and he gnaws off your arm,
'Ats a MORRRAAAAAAAY!

Damn!


Thanks for the laugh! :rofl:

...nobody has many morels at this time.

How are all those aging hippies in Mendocino going to make a living?

http://www.times-standard.com/local/ci_3116547

"Popular permits to pick mushrooms and cut Christmas trees and firewood on national forests are on hold for as long as 135 days, the result of an environmental suit and its interpretation by the U.S. Forest Service.

Those activities, said Peggy Lawrence of Six Rivers National Forest, must pass National Environmental Policy Act guidelines before they can be permitted. It’s likely to be at least 40 days to move through that process, Lawrence said."

I don't know about the pickers in California, but most up here in Oregon are immigrants who are not popular because the rack and thus destroy the micellium 'srooms sprout from. ;-)

Bushie's selling them to the highest bidder.

I am not intimate with any pickers in CA, but they really are old hippies, so I suspect that they're pretty careful to preserve the micellium.

:rofl:

is a real fungi
to be around..

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at my grandfather's funeral, the visiting pastor retold stories she had gathered from the family, including how each year my grandfather would take a gunny sack out into the woods, searching for some MORALS.

yep, she mispronounced it. The only time I've ever giggled at a funeral...hey, gramps would have loved it.
peace,

But they were delish! Fresh morels and rainbow trout. Yum.

I don't really like them that much anyway

:shrug:

Kidding.

Nice reply!

I was about to post that one but you beat me to it :rofl:

:rofl:

right now...

everyone should go there for the comedic relief..the guy gets pounded to dirt

"...go brush your tooth." :rofl:

You guys are so funny!

recommend the post below it: "Learn to spell, then go brush your tooth." :rofl:

:D

comes November

Nothing says "Fresh and tasty" like mushroom soup made from mushrooms that, half an hour before, were helping a log to rot.

Personally, I think it's a plot from the RW to get everyone used to illiteracy. These people are devious, I tell ya! :tinfoilhat:

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You guys are the best!

Can't fool that guy. I don't even have any chanterelles.

Is that good enough? :rofl:

We all needed those laughs too.

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Sonia

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Nothing seems to bring out the sarcastic asshole in me quite so much as someone misspelling insults...

I think this is right up there with Morans, Hugh, and Series!!11!!!

and shiitake, does that count?

. . . I can't spell eithor.

thanks for the laughs everyone!!! :rofl:

Not only can they not spell, but they can't do math either. I know this from first hand experience.

Or would that be asking for too much?