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Fri Oct-14-05 10:46 AM
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Fri Oct-14-05 10:47 AM
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1. "Remember, no thinking is allowed."
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Fri Oct-14-05 10:47 AM
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2. Now, try not to laugh out loud when
the president starts talking.
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Fri Oct-14-05 10:48 AM
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Fri Oct-14-05 10:48 AM
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4. "uh..war on terra...lesson of 9/11...evil dewars....stay the course...."
Who wants to respond to that question?
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Fri Oct-14-05 10:49 AM
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5. "So, I'll pretend to be president Bush...hey there 'Merikan fightin'
men. Have we nuked all them ragheads yet?"
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Fri Oct-14-05 10:50 AM
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6. "I'm glad you all could be here"
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Fri Oct-14-05 10:51 AM
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7. Chimpy-wood Casting Call
Edited on Fri Oct-14-05 10:55 AM by npincus
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Fri Oct-14-05 10:52 AM
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8. "...and do not look at the sniper off screen. He's only there...
...to enforce the script. And if someone deviates from the script, we'll cut away and go to a stock photo of the base while their body is removed."
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Fri Oct-14-05 10:53 AM
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9. "Let's start at the very beginning ... a very good place to start ..."
"When you read you begin with A-B-C, when you sing you begin with Do-Re-Mi ... the first three notes just happen to be ... Do-Re-Mi ..."
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Fri Oct-14-05 10:56 AM
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10. 'If the Fuhrer, er I Mean The President Asks..."
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Fri Oct-14-05 10:57 AM
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11. Don't forget to mention that
you believe in the phrase "one nation under god" in the Constitution. Yeah, we know it's not there, but if we mention it often enough, citizens will be clamoring for it.
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Fri Oct-14-05 10:58 AM
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12. "OK,,, now take your clothes off and form a pyramid"
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Fri Oct-14-05 11:00 AM
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13. HEY HEY DIDN'T I SAY I WANTED A BLACK GUY?
WHERE ARE THE BLACK GUYS?
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Fri Oct-14-05 11:20 AM
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14. "And now, just for laughs...
here's Knucklehead Smiff! Did you know, he's actually convinced he's the president? "
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Fri Oct-14-05 11:29 AM
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15. "Now, just make sure you don't think,.......
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Fri Oct-14-05 11:41 AM
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16. The president will be out shortly...
He's just snorting up, sobering up, err... warming up in the other room.
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Fri Oct-14-05 09:05 PM
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17. "And again, I remind you, each of you is wired to a marine battery"
"now, let's all make the President look good."
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