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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:21 PM
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Kaption the Kriminal
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White House political advisor Karl Rove walks to a waiting car as he leaves the U.S. Federal Courthouse after testifying for the fourth time before a federal grand jury investigating the CIA leak case in Washington, October 14, 2005.
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jojog Donating Member (161 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:23 PM
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1. This little piggy went to court.
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caledesi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:56 PM
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24. OMG! Soda is now dripping from my nostrils! Funny. nt
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:23 PM
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2. Suits now come in dick size?
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:25 PM
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5. bwahahahahahahaha -- speaking of dicks


Protestors dress as condoms in front of the U.S. Federal Courthouse in Washington October 14, 2005, as U.S. President George W. Bush's political adviser, Karl Rove appears before a grand jury for a fourth time on Friday as prosecutors neared a decision on whether to bring charges over leaking a covert CIA operative's name. The protestors, dressed as condoms in reference to the investigation into the leak of a CIA operative's identity, called for Rove to be fired. REUTERS/Jason Reed
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:24 PM
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3. Why Karl you look like you have lost some weight, is it stress?
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:26 PM
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10. It's the nose candy.
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PATRICK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:24 PM
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4. Just keep
lowering that bar.
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Sydnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:25 PM
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6. He is looking more and more like
the Judge character that Dan Ackroyd played in "Nothing But Trouble".
Scary ... really scary!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:25 PM
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7. Rove regales jurors with impromptu aria from Carmen.
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SledDriver Donating Member (699 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:25 PM
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8. I hope my cell mate lets me be the man...
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:27 PM
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12. LOLOLOLOL
:rofl:
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Neocondriac Donating Member (732 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:25 PM
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9. "Yes,I 've aged terribly and lost alot of weight recently,SO"
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:27 PM
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11. Be Vewwy, vewwy quiet!!
I'm being hunted by wascally wibewals who know the twuth!
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Tim4319 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:27 PM
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13. Hi, my name is Head-nocchio.
The more I lie, the larger my head gets.
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Shakespeare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:28 PM
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14. He's as ugly on the outside as he is on the inside.
What a despicable little turd he is.

(Remember what they say in Texas, Karl--God don't like ugly.)
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:28 PM
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15. they're gonna fuck me
they'll fuck me like I've never been fucked before.

they'll destroy me
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Vincardog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:28 PM
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16. KKKid KKKARL caught picking pockets again
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bigbrother05 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:34 PM
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17. BIG FAT DADDY PIMP WHORE.
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whatever4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:36 PM
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18. Hello, my name is Carl
and if you get too close to me, I'll rip your throat out.
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:36 PM
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19. He has less hair than he did four years ago. Maybe four months ago.
Funny how quickly getting busted as a traitor ages you physically.
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johnnypneumatic Donating Member (461 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:44 PM
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20. "I just lied on the stand, now I'm going to Disneyland"
"Pirates" of the Caribbean always feels like going home
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:46 PM
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21. Hi, I'm Karl, and this is my right hand.


You may note it is attached to the right hand of the pResident. It is also the hand that feeds him. Which he will not bite, if you get my drift. Uh... pardon me?
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berni_mccoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:47 PM
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22. Kwik, take me to the airport, I have a 3:30pm oneway flight to Cancun...
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:48 PM
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23. Karl prepares to practice the "Salad Tossing" skills which ...
he hopes will assist him in making new friends in the joint.
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godai Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:56 PM
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25. I'd give my left arm to get out of this mess
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Spike from MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 01:59 PM
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26. "And then Jimmy/Jeff stopped by and I gave him a reach-around.
He said it would be good practice for me and would help me make friends in prison."
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 03:59 PM
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27. Blech! What an ugly person!
:puke:
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 09:10 PM
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28. "hmm 12:15 lunch with W, 2:00 meeting with Scooter....6PM dinner
with Novak... 11PM sneak on board flight to Bolivia..."

:evilgrin:
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-14-05 09:49 PM
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29. "Need some sun, must improve complexion. Hmmm, Gitmo is a nice resort."
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