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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:32 PM
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I gotta rocket strapped te my back. Uh... now count me down before I blast off.
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:34 PM
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1. Now quit that! I ain't no voodoo doll!
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:34 PM
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2. Come into my web, said the spider to the fly
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:34 PM
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3. President Bush Hugs His Imaginary Playmate Jesus...
In front of the Delegation from BoomMikea.
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:35 PM
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5. LOL
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GrpCaptMandrake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:35 PM
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4. When Harriet gits outta her girdle, her ass is *this* wide!
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classof56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:36 PM
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6. Well, in the words of Elton John:
"And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone"

Go ahead, Bushie--blast off to the moon and don't come back!

Tired Old Cynic
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cascadiance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:36 PM
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7. Hey is that a dart gun or a mike you got there!...
Edited on Mon Oct-17-05 04:37 PM by calipendence
That would be a neat trick if you could find a way to make that shoot a blowdart through that! I'm joking, I'm jo (URP!) ... k .. i .. n .. g....
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:38 PM
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8. Republican Senators up for re-election measure their 10 foot poles. nt
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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:38 PM
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9. I love Halliburt. . .er, America this much *wink, wink*
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stevedeshazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:39 PM
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10. You've got me surrounded, I resign.
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:39 PM
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11. Okay, the other Victoria's Secret Mannequin Displays didn't bother me

but that's just TOO kinky, sick and weird.
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:40 PM
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12. Oh no, tribbles
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:45 PM
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15. Quick, get the neocons out of the quadrotriticale!
"It's dead, Jim."

:rofl:
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 05:26 PM
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23. heheheh!
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Ken065 Donating Member (95 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:43 PM
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13. Reporters, afraid Bush may be rabid, keep him a safe distance away.
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Mist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:44 PM
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14. "Shur takes a lotta mikes to catapult the propaganda!" n/t
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Generic Other Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:45 PM
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16. I'm doin' a heckuva job, aint I?
Mr. Yuck.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:46 PM
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17. Domo Shaddafukkuppo Mr. Roboto
:D
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:48 PM
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18. "These danged butt swabs are the worst part of the job Poppy!"
"Strange...I kind of liked it son!"
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:50 PM
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19. No one can touch me with ten foot poles! Hah, I'm invisible.
MORON.
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bear425 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:52 PM
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20. All Your Microphones Are Belong To Us. n/t
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 04:58 PM
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21. "Mr. President? How big a lie was your last statement?"
:)

"I'd like to welcome all the attendees of my Support-the-President Rally today..."
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Birthmark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 05:06 PM
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22. "When your troubles are thiiisss big..."
"...you gotta excape by helicopter! Nixon taught me that."
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 05:30 PM
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24. GW Bush hangs out with some old friends, and their 10-foot poles.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 05:40 PM
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25. Until I saw the windscreens - "Hey, hey, take it easy . . . Didn't you
folks read the script?"

You have to admit, at first glance, they look like spears . . .
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qanda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 05:44 PM
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26. See if you look at the photo, I'm as tall as the Washington Monument
And they tried to say I was shorter than John Kerry.
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 06:51 PM
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27. LOVE it!
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 11:08 PM
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28. ye think you have me surrounded? I got muh rocket pack on. Hehehehe
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bo44 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 11:14 PM
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29. this is how you jackoff an elephant. you jackoff an elephant? it is hard
work. real hard work. you try jacking off an elephant. tell me that hard work.
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 11:15 PM
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30. WH Press Corps resorts to using 10-foot poles
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meisje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 11:16 PM
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31. Heh Heh, Can't we all just get along
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jayctravis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 11:16 PM
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32. "Y'all are getting those fuzzy things in my bubble...
This is my space bubble...over there's yer space bubble...this is the PRESIDENTIAL area..."

Have you noticed how he always waves at people. I'm wondering if he's just making that up. Sometimes on the long walks with rove, you see him wave...then he power-converses in mime with his companion, then waves again...
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-17-05 11:26 PM
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33. DAMMIT you guys, stop poking me with those 10-foot poles
I can't be that ugly.
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SammyBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 02:19 PM
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34. With the smell of lies and bullshit wafting and permeating
Reporters keep their distance from pResident Boosh.

"I know I'm a retard, but it's not contagious," Boosh said to try to get the reporters to move closer.

"Yes, but then you can grab us. We know what vampires do," one reporter retorted.
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 02:30 PM
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35. "Help me offa this scarecrow pole so's Ah kin go find me a brain."
"and git these flyin' monkeys away from me!"
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