Harriet Miers Channels Judy Garland as channeled by Steve Young
Dear Mr. President,
I am writing this to you
I'm your lawyer but I could be something more
My heart beats like a hammer
Every speech I see you stammer
When you try to justify pre-emptive war.
I guess I'm just another fan of yours
And I thought I'd write and tell you so-o-o.
You made me love you,
I didn't wanna do it, I didn't want to do it...
Aw, gee, Mr. Bush, I don't wanna bother you! I guess a lot of lawyers write and tell you the same thing. And if you don't wanna read this, well, you don't have to. But I just had to tell you about how I feel, and
stuff.
There are so many things that make you groovier than Rummy, who everyone thinks is so cool. Like when they tell you what they want you to say, but they don't tell you what it means, so you say things that sometimes you don't understand, it never seems to bother you because even if they explained it, you wouldn't understand.
And I really like it that when people make jokes about you, and you don't get them, you don't make a big deal. That makes me even more attracted to you. <snip>
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