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sysoprock Donating Member (391 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:06 PM
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I love how FOX is now only covering missing white girls and hurricanes.
Edited on Wed Oct-19-05 02:07 PM by sysoprock
From the desk of Roger Ailes...

Fox News Bush Administration Crisis Contingency Plan:

(X) Missing White Girls
(X) Hurricanes
(X) Sean Hannity Border Trip
(X) Terror Threat Talking Points
(X) Bird Flu Epidemic
( ) Satanic Abortionist Junior High School Teachers
( ) Breaking News: Clinton fails to pay parking ticket
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BL611 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:08 PM
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1. Super Breaking News:
Jimmy Carter is a Communist
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musette_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:08 PM
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2. you forgot
( ) There's A Black Guy On Your Porch

(props to Bill Maher)
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distantearlywarning Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:13 PM
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3. You also forgot:
1) Paris Hilton found new guy to screw

2) Tom and Katie's baby

3) Lindsey Lohan eats a slice of pizza and then gets in car wreck
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stop the bleeding Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:14 PM
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4. Right on - you must be in control of what they headline.
:rant::yourock:
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Connie_Corleone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:15 PM
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5. Breaking News: Bill Clinton Behind Bush Woes
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BL611 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:16 PM
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6. And A SPECIAL INVESTIGATIVE REPORT:
Is the AARP a homosexual front organization? Brit Hume investigates...
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MGKrebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 02:19 PM
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7. Yeah, but usatoday.com is going right for the throat! Err,..
"Gen Y comfortable with oral sex"

New study finds more than half of 15- to 19-year-olds perform act.

Right on the front page!
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