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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 06:33 AM
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GOOD MORNING CAMPERS! Some Nice Hot Toast And A Great Fitzmasday Gift!!!
Edited on Sat Oct-22-05 06:58 AM by DistressedAmerican
For those of you looking for the perfect Fitzmasday gift, Distressed American Industries, Inc. (registered trademark of seedsofdoubt.com) is thrilled to bring you the Fitz-Toaster 2500! Makes toast of the most despised of mobsters and politicians in minutes!

Feeling sluggish:hangover: ? A little hungover perhaps:toast:? You need a pick me up:headbang: !

Who wouldn't go for a little toast this morning? How about a delicious piping "Hot Karl"? :evilgrin:

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(elapsed time 58 seconds)

Just $19.99! Call Now!*





*offer void where prohibited by law and any location voting overwhelmingly for G. W. Bush.
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H2O Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 06:36 AM
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1. Good morning!
As I will be away on business today, I thought I'd post a few things in the morning hours. I like the toast!

I added a little essay on poor Scooter. I hope you find and enjoy it.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 06:42 AM
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3. You Are My Source These Days! Great Work!!!
I will have to make due without for the time being!

:applause:
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unrepuke Donating Member (763 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 07:20 AM
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7. & I will have to make doodoo. I had a bran muffin...Oopsy - gotta run
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 06:39 AM
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2. Good morning!
Can we set that thing for longer than 58 seconds?

Like, A LOT longer?
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 06:43 AM
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4. I'm Impatient. I Love A Good Quick Roast!
Edited on Sat Oct-22-05 06:44 AM by DistressedAmerican
Be assured it burns!
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CottonBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 06:54 AM
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5. Guten morgen! Buenos dias! Merry Fitzmas Season to you and yours!
Edited on Sat Oct-22-05 06:56 AM by CottonBear
:) Thanks for the toast. It will go perfectly with my coffee. :)
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zippy890 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 07:07 AM
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6. Perfect gift! I'll take 4 of them
HAHAHAHA I like my toast well done.

great graphic DA! thanks for the laugh-
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riverwalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 07:55 AM
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8. St. Patricks Day gift too!
Celebrate the day St. Patrick Fitzgerald drove the snakes out of Washington.
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 09:34 AM
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9. I Was Just Planning to Get Drunk And Do A Little Jig For That!
Gifts are a damn good idea though!
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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 11:56 PM
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15. Great Idea Riverwalker
I got a good chuckle out of that!

Good Job on the toast, DA. Toast will never be the same to me now. :puke:
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 01:01 PM
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10. Kicker
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dxstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 06:03 PM
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11. OMG, that is WICKED FUNNY!
Such a relaxing and comforting image... I could watch it all day long!
:rofl:

Wonderful! Kudos!
d

ps: Well, I guess I'm comin' up in the world; over in the Lounge I am now widely regarded as an Evil Genius!:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4188873
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dxstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 10:46 PM
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12. KICK!
This is too good not to share...
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katinmn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 11:33 PM
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13. Hahaha!!
Sorry I missed the morning toast, but here's one for you, DA!

:toast:

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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-22-05 11:37 PM
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14. Well done, DistressedAmerican!
You know, I seem to remember not too long ago that you thought you were tapped out on creativity, and I told you that I knew it would come back. Well, this and some of the other things you've posted over the past few days are definitely a sign of that. Nice job! :-)
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 09:10 AM
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17. Yep. Getting The Juices Flowing. Tom DeLay Is Really Lending A Hand.
Never thought the guy would actually be an inspiration to me!
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 12:13 AM
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16. wah! you made me nostalgic for summer camp. (eom)
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