Republican Lawn Ornaments - Democratic Underground

stepnw1f

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Sat Oct-22-05 01:15 PM
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Republican Lawn Ornaments

I came across an old friend of mine, who happens to be mildly aware of politics. He quickly told me that a neighbor, Republican, accused him of allowing his dog to shit in his front yard. After he was accused, he told his neighbor that his dog was spilling a libation of sorts in honor of BushCo. He told him to relax and pretend it was a George Bush lawn ornament. A gift from a neighbor.

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WritingIsMyReligion

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Sat Oct-22-05 01:16 PM
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1. ROFL.

Funneh... :D :D

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Ksec

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Sat Oct-22-05 01:19 PM
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2. hahaha

good one.

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Neecy

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Sat Oct-22-05 01:19 PM
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3. you know...

I actually saw a George W. Bush lawn ornament (he was dressed like a gnome) on eBay. All I could think of is that he'd kill every damn flower in your garden!

I just can't imagine anyone buying it, unless they had plans to dress it up like the devil.

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JetboyOne

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Sat Oct-22-05 01:27 PM
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4. Although I undertand the humor

in this story... your friend doesn't sound like a very nice person.
Letting your dog crap in someone's yard and not cleaning it up immediately is very disrespectful; republican or not.

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stepnw1f

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Sat Oct-22-05 01:31 PM
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6. Too Bad (nt)

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JetboyOne

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Sat Oct-22-05 01:47 PM
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7. Too bad?!?

What does that mean?!?

Are you saying it's ok to be a jerk, as long as the person belongs to a politcal party that you don't like?

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stepnw1f

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Sat Oct-22-05 01:48 PM
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8. Actually... I'll Send Him Over to Your House

so that his dog can leave you an ornament too.

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JetboyOne

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Sat Oct-22-05 01:52 PM
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9. At first I thought

just your friend was a jerk...

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stepnw1f

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Sat Oct-22-05 02:01 PM
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10. lol

:nopity:

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BringEmOn

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Sat Oct-22-05 01:30 PM
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5. This "good" republican had a lawn ornament, too

Edited on Sat Oct-22-05 01:35 PM by BringEmOn

Guess which one's the lawn ornament and which one's the pile of shit.

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