Political Emergency Preparation Thread

1. When some wealthy friend that you have gets indicted.
You:
A. Run around in circles
B. Panic
C. Tell the truth
D. Focus on someone else (like Martha Stewart)

2. Quick! Deflect the attention to something else!
A. Gay people getting married!
B. Terrorists!
C. The death tax!

3. Your Nominee to a Federal Court is clearly unqualified to serve. You:
A. Withdraw the nomination
B. Get the 'christian' Right to claim that the Democrats have an Anti-Christian bias

4. Iraq has what?! (No, really, what does it have?)
A. A thermo-nuclear bomb
B. VX
C. Anthrax
D. A copy of Pat Robertson's "The New World Order"

5. The CIA doesn't think that Iraq has WMD!
You:
A. Follow their advice (it's the CIA for crying out loud)
B. Out a Covert Agent

6. Your opponent is smarter and better than you.
You:
A. Play fair
B. Send out some group to slander him

7. Quick! Give someone a medal of freedom!
A. The scientist who came up with the cure for cancer
B. The guy who fostered peace between Israelis and Palestinians
C. The man who said the case for WMD in Iraq was a "Slam Dunk"

8. Nobody listens to you.
You:
A. Apologize for being such an airhead
B. Catapult some propaganda

Are you prepared for political emergencies?