Having a Party ?? Wedding ??? Bar Mitzvah ??? : Call the OSP ! ....

That's right : The Office Of Special Plans ! w/Donald Rumsfeld as Secretary of Special Party Planning ! .....

http://www.officeofspecialplans.com/



OFFICE of SPECIAL PLANS


Welcome to my website! -- Please excuse the .. untidiness .. while I build it. -- I am looking forward to sharing with you my exciting venture as a special events and party coordinator .. You may have already heard of my very special service .. it's been in the .. news .. quite a bit .. I call it the "Office of Special Plans" .. and I do hope that you will consider hiring my company to coordinate your next special event, company picnic, document falsification, Bar Mitzvah, family reunion, anti-democratic coup, birthday or anniversary, mass murder or .. genocide .. or any other very special plan you may have. - I'm the man with the plan!

My name is Donald Rumsfeld and I am the Secretary of Defense for the United States. - The United States was founded on the .. Jeffersonian .. ideals of democracy and equal protection .. (although I think Tommy boy sucked up to the .. French .. a bit over-much .. that's why I and a few close friends are actively engaged in "improving" the .. RULE of LAW .. with the help of the Supreme Court .. yee haw! .. Florida recount .. my ass!) .. but I digress.

Although my .. oath of office .. requires me to protect and uphold the Constitution, I say that's "old thinking" .. like those Communists in Europe and France. -- I've decided that the oath of office "thing" is best viewed as simply a suggestion and should not limit my right as .. "the man with the plan" .. to personally profit from my most excellent adventure .. as one of the primary string-pullers and policy-makers in .. diverting .. billions of dollars .. taxpayers' money that is .. that COULD be used to help veterans, children and the elderly get some decent medical care .. no, methinks that money would be better spent on buying more tanks and .. MOABs.

After all .. I already profited handsomely as CEO of a pharmaceutical company during the Reagan administration .. that's when I .. visited .. my very special friend Saddam Hussein and provided him with the .. starter kit .. for chemical and biological weapons of mass destruction. -- I found it quite rewarding to do so. -- Some might scold me for providing the dictator of Iraq, Saddam Hussein, with the ability to kill thousands upon thousands of Iranians .. not to mention precipitating our current untidiness .. but I say poo on you! -- If you don't believe in my .. God-given .. right to capitalistic endeavors, then you must be .. French.


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Ok ... It's a tad rough, but it was worth exploring the notion ....