What would Bush have to eat (on live TV) to lose his loyal 30%?

A. A kitten
B. A newborn baby
C. A blastula

would do it

and then he would have to drown another bag of said kittens while sprouting horns and cackling madly.

But even then the base would praise him for being "assertive."

...spread-eagled on his desk in the Oval

.... she was yelling "Jesus I am coming." He would have been doing the
Lord's work.

I'm thinking Monica.



Anything else would be explained away.

and if he did eat a newborn baby I'm sure the religious base would find a way to explain how necessary it was.

"Sometimes, the prezydint thinks it's the right time to eat a baby, and I'll stand with 'im like all good 'Muricans!"

what he did. Real sickos..
You know, The Manchurian Candidate types....
"George Bush is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

:puke:

talk about when they're together?

Sorry for the vulgarity but there it is.

Nope chihuaha or poodle puppies would not do nor would labrador or shepherd pups. It would have to be a southern breed.

Deadly poisonous mushroom.

A communion wafer blessed by the pope would peel off a good five or ten percent.

...while trying to sing "Paranoid". (Tip of the hat to Ozz.)

"No Child Left Behind" dumbing down process, then go off to get killed in an illegal war.

In UTAH!

:blush:

and Don't you eat that yellow snow.

Cheers
Drifter

I believe George could shit on the Bible, scream "Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!" while shoving a crucifix up his ass, spin hiss head around four times, and puke pea green soup all over Billy Graham, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and James Dobson then proceed to tell all of them how much he enjoyed raping all thier mothers during a fecal orgy in hell... and he would still have 80% of Republicans supporting him. Republican have no scruples... its all an act to fool people.

Born to two white fundy christian war hero parents.

Oh, and he'd have to fuck it first.
Live on FOX.
And not FOX news, just FOX.
In prime time.
Pre-empting "American Idol".
During it's final show, where they name the winner and everybody freaks out.

With Laura and the twins watching.
Maybe even helping.
Jenna could be fingering his...
Barbara could be holding up a plate of cocaine.
And heroin.
Purchased from a 14 year old boy.
Who's onstage naked.

And Poppy and Babs could be watching.
Naked.
Babs could have her teeth out.
Maybe hanging from one of her sagging breasts.
And Poppy could be...

Man, I have to stop here.
I could sink to a level of depravity with this post that could get me banned forever.

Remember this...

Many in this country think that Intelligent design is a swell idea, and the rapture is coming any day now, and that Saddam was one of the pilots that took down the WTC.

There will always be people that believe that the Monkey is "blessed" and is "Gods choice".

That's why we call them the sheeple.

I am going to hell for this post...I know it.

But, that is how much I despise this bastard.

:D

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:puke:

& even then some would insist it was just a rumor

can't have that.

Now, if he, (*ahem*ed) a dude, then maybe the fundies would finally freak.

than the female kind when the female is on the receiving end of the pleasure...

but probably only slightly.

Thanks!
The answer to the question is simpler than it appears.
Escargot. Eating French food with a French name is all it would take.

This is what bush gets for being a jerk. No other American president ever had this problem. Even if his father ate broccoli, he'd be praised and certainly not in danger of losing his base.

We joked about Clinton stopping at McD's for FF and hamburgers, but no one took it seriously.

And burning a crucifix while praising Satan as his new God.

:rofl:

a.k.a. ADMITTING HE WAS WRONG.

That would do it. All of the hero-worshipper's heads would explode. Being a Republican means never admitting you're wrong and above all NEVER saying you're sorry. FOR ANYTHING.

Kittens? Throw them in the pond in a burlap sack...who needs more?
Kittens...really. (I am not making up this burlap sack thing)

Newborn Baby? Too late...the Sin of Adam is upon it. Too young for war fodder, too old for innocence.

A blastula? Never could he get away with that. First he would have to get it away from the embryolators, anyway.

20% of people don't think the Holocaust really happened.

You can subtract 20% from any poll for the idiot factor.

abort them.

When every orifice in his body shoots out the glow of radiation, I think his drones might finally take a guess that something isn't quite right.

:think: :silly: :wtf: :nuke:

Or at least knock it down to 10%.

leading to Bush's actions. His base would stay intact even then.

But maybe eating Jacques Chirac's fresh bowel movement on live TV might cause a slight drop in his poll numbers among the psychos in that 30%. He could always call it "Freedom Feces" and maybe get away with it.

Or would that just make them more rabid?

okay that was sick but it's a sick question.

American flag.

That would take him down to 15%.

in a "Fear Factor" kind of way.

oh, that's evil...

For obvious reasons.