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Porcupine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 04:00 PM
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DUH Design by Unintelligent Hand (humour)
Ok, swallow what you are eating or drinking and go here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/mcsnee/433748.html

11:21 am - A New Theory
Yesterday, President Bush endorsed the idea of teaching intelligent design 'theory' alongside evolution and natural selection in schools.

I'd like to propose a third alternative theory. I call it the theory of "Design by Unintelligent Hand," or "DUH" for short. The basic concept? The Creator is an utter dumbass.

Consider the evidence:

1. The dark. One of the big ideas behind Intelligent Design is that there's no way an eye could evolve. My contention? There's no way a Creator who wasn't a goddamn imbecile would create eyes that don't work half the time.



I told you to swallow.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 04:01 PM
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1. Time to spread the word
about the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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prescole Donating Member (416 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 04:03 PM
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2. Intelligent Design? What about my
nose hair that keeps growing straight into my nostril, itching me to death? Or the fact that when I drive with the windows down, my hair no longer smacks me in the eyes...but my eyebrows do?
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 04:09 PM
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3. Woodticks. Hemorrhoids. Knees.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 04:12 PM
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4. Love it.
:toast:
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Rick Myers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 04:25 PM
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5. If I was 'intelligently designed,'
I wouldn't need to get up and pee at 4am every night!!!
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mzteris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-23-05 05:31 PM
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6. DUH!
I love it.

Might I add - women really should have been given more than two hands to do all they have to do!
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