"Top Ten Pieces of Advice Gray Davis has for Arnold Schwarzenegger"

these are way too funny



-- 10. "When you realize you don't know what you're doing -- give me a call. "

-- 9. "Baby oil will stain the mansion's Italian silk sofa."

-- 8. "Listen to your constituents -- except Michael Jackson."

-- 7. (Sorry, Joke Number 7 was recalled.)

-- 6. "To improve your personal rating, go on Leno. When you get kicked out, go on Letterman."

-- 5. "Study the master, George W. Bush. (Laughs). Ah, I'm just kidding."

-- 4. "You could solve the deficit problem by donating your salary from 'Terminator 3."

-- 3. "If things are bad, just yell: 'Save us, Superman!' "

-- 2. "While giving a speech, never say, 'Santa Cruz, Santa Barbara . . . same thing.' "

--1. "It's pronounced: California."

:D

Totally hilarious. At least Gray has a sense of humor - he will survive.

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