Now it all makes sense. Daryn Kagen is looking hot.

Dr.Phool

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Thu Oct-27-05 02:19 AM
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Now it all makes sense. Daryn Kagen is looking hot.

Couldn't sleep tonight, even though I was tired, and went to bed after The Daily Show. This cold weather in the wake of Wilma caused my arthritis to flare up big time, and the pain was so bad I couldn't sleep.

So, I got up about an hour ago and took my super-duper Limbicile pill. The world is a wonderful place now, except must find librulz to sacrifice to Dear Leader. Joint pain is gone, but feels like a cyst growing on my ass. How can I go to Iraq with a cyst on my ass? I bet if I turned on the TV now, Daryn Kagen would look cute. Well, maybe if I took another one.

Can you mix Oxycontin and Viagra, and still shoot straight?

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Skittles

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Thu Oct-27-05 02:23 AM
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1. OK Dr. Phool you are in dire need of a good ass-kicking

I will wait until you sober up

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Binka

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Thu Oct-27-05 02:26 AM
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2. Fuck That I'll Kick His Stoned Ass NOW!

Madison Sarah and Peyton Say...Happy Halloween!

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Skittles

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Thu Oct-27-05 02:30 AM
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5. you are correct, Binka

let's do it already; he is just plain asking for it

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Dr.Phool

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Thu Oct-27-05 02:35 AM
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7. Right now, you could hit me with a ball bat

And I wouldn't feel it. Seriously, I did take a Oxycontin for pain about an hour ago. I have a script, but I only take them about Once a month, when I really, really need it.

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Skittles

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Thu Oct-27-05 03:33 AM
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12. alright my sweet, you are forgiven

you take care of yourself :)

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Dr.Phool

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Thu Oct-27-05 02:26 AM
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3. It's the drugs

I never get this crazy on Stoli.

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opihimoimoi

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Thu Oct-27-05 02:30 AM
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4. Killer weed don do dat...only toad skins can.....

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Dr.Phool

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Thu Oct-27-05 02:32 AM
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6. Them and Oxycontin.

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opihimoimoi

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Thu Oct-27-05 03:19 AM
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11. Ya got me....or 3 perks in a minute

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Awsi Dooger

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Thu Oct-27-05 02:36 AM
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8. No, I saw her this morning and she looked pathetic

Almost gaunt and desperately apologizing for Bush and Co. Every single time the White House reporter paused, lovely Daryn interrupted with, "But it's possible there won't be any indictments at all."

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Dr.Phool

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Thu Oct-27-05 02:43 AM
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9. She always looks pathetic

Kind of reminds me of Elvira, Queen of the Darkness.

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Binka

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Thu Oct-27-05 02:45 AM
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10. She's A Junkie Rush Got Her Addicted To Make Her Stay

CNN needs to pull an intervention on Daryn.

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