"Notes from Ann Coulter's Editor" -- BRILLIANT!

This comes from Francisco Marciuliano (current creator of "Sally Forth") from his website www.drinkatwork.com:

Notes from Ann Coulter's Editor

Dear Ann:

* Please do not spell things phonetically. You clearly mispronounce a lot of words.

* Never start a sentence with "and," "but" or your crush on Timothy McVeigh.

* You have a tendency to write awkward sentences when working with concepts unfamiliar to you, such as American history.

* Although 780 endnotes is indeed impressive, almost all of yours seem to cite dreams, overheard bus conversations and blackface vaudevillian routines.

* Considering his death, perhaps it's best if you rephrase "I want to blow Ronald Reagan" in the past tense.

* Please check to ensure that each sentence has a subject and a verb, not simply a target and a racial slur.

* Contrary to your impassioned statements, James G. Watt's environmental policies did not, in fact, bring back the unicorn.

* Introductory elements of a sentence typically tend to establish either time or condition, not the author's overwhelming insecurity or need to avenge third-grade taunts.

* Keep your sentences simple, not your thoughts.

* The word "God" does not appear in the U.S. Constitution. Neither does the word "genocide."

* If you consult our publishing house's manual of style you'll notice that we frown on printing white text on white paper, despite your crippling fear of all things black.

* Read your manuscript out loud. If it sounds like Deutschland Uber Alles could easily be played in the background while you speak, we may have a problem.

* I'm very uncomfortable with the numerous rape fantasies in your manuscript, whether its the rape of the earth, of our natural resources or of you by Joe McCarthy.

* While I understand that you like to engage in hyperbole, calling yourself "attractive" is simply pushing it.

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If I wasn't already convinced before to stay as far away from her books as possible, I am now.

* Considering his death, perhaps it's best if you rephrase "I want to blow Ronald Reagan" in the past tense.

that mere technicality . . .

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But Clinton!...Chappaquiddick!...(Tosses hair)and Clinton!

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Guess I'll be sure to always read Sally Forth in the funnies now.

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That says alot about Annthrax's blind ramblings.
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I read it and loved it. Bravo to the editor! Of course, if Deutschland Uber Alles was changed to the Horst Wessel Leid, it would have even more bite.

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I pissed my pants at this one:

Although 780 endnotes is indeed impressive, almost all of yours seem to cite dreams, overheard bus conversations and blackface vaudevillian routines.

turned it to another channel. She's the female equivalent of Fred Phelps. Kicked.

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of his non-golfing time writing Letters to the Editor, many of which are about Ann Coulter and her hate-filled lies :)

On the Today show this a.m., she said she didn't know who Scooter Libby was until 5 minutes ago.

Jealous that you weren't embedded with PNAC from the start, Anaka?

NOT what I would have expected from the "Sally Forth" creator!

Brilliant!!!!!