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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:31 PM
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BREAKING HARD: Sources close to the investigation say...
a pencil lead was broken while a person closely associated with the investigation was writing a grocery list.

Developing...
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wildeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:32 PM
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1. Hah, made me look!
;) :crazy:
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:38 PM
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13. That's the point. Made you laugh or chuckle too!
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:32 PM
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2. In other developments the GJ INDICTS ===>

Ham sandwich
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:35 PM
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5. DAMN!!! DAMN!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!!
That ham sandwich and all his conspiracy minded sandwich bastard friends.
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Cassandra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:36 PM
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8. That's quite a voluptuous sandwich...
and I've already had lunch.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:34 PM
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3. How hard? What number lead was it? 6 breaks softer than 3, and
4F breaks MUCH HARDER than 2..
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:37 PM
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9. It depends. Don't know for sure. Lavitra was involved. We'll never know
how hard.

:rofl:
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MadHound Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:34 PM
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4. You know, you're going to get yourself killed.
Me myself, I'm keeping low key on this whole Fitz investigation, it will get here when it gets here. But there are a lot of people on these boards who are wound up just a tad too tight, and have had waaay to much coffee, alcohol, or both, and are ready to snap at the smallest thing. So it probably isn't a good idea to poke these bears.

Just a friendly warning:evilgrin:
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:35 PM
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6. I'm a lover not a fighter. Kill me me softly.
:spank:
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johnfunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:36 PM
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7. Was the pencil lead sabotaged by a PNACer?
Or maybe someone with ties to the White House Iraq Group...

DEVELOPING SEMI-HARD
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:37 PM
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11. Apparently the DLC was involved. But don't say I where u heard it.
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meganmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:37 PM
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10. Casualties have not been confirmed, but it is suspected that
the tip of the pencil may have poked an eye out.

Although it may just be some dude with one eye :shrug:
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:38 PM
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12. On the bright side. WMD has been found!
:woohoo:
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meganmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:41 PM
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14. Weapons of Mediocre Doodling?
:+
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longship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 01:48 PM
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15. Fitz is now investigating this...
He is looking for ties to the WH office supply center. Word has it that the manager of that office has been hauled in front of the grand jury this afternoon for questioning.

In a related matter, the grocery list and pencil have been siezed as evidence. Noteworthy is the fact that the grocery list contained:

canned beans
sardines
soda crackers
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