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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 06:52 PM
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Anybody seen this?
Greg Saunders:
How It Went Down
Bush Gives Christ SCOTUS Nod
Monday, November 21, 2005

WASHINGTON (AP) - Reeling from the rebuke he received over the nomination of Harriet Miers, George Bush nominated former carpenter Jesus Harold Christ today to the nation’s highest court. “I’ve been saying for years now that he’s my favorite philosopher,” the President remarked, “so I think the American people will be proud when they get to know J.C.’s judicial philosophicalness.”

Bush called on the Senate to “review every aspect of Jesus’ qualifications fairly and with haste. It’s important that we get an up-down vote on this nomination by the end of the year”.


much more at http://thismodernworld.com/2443
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tocqueville Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 06:57 PM
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1. JHC won't make it
Edited on Thu Oct-27-05 06:58 PM by tocqueville
he dealt with alcohol distribution without a license
he destroyed private corporate property at the temple
and was seen riding a donkey to enter Jerusalem to show affiliation to Democrats...
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Sal Minella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:03 PM
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4. Was patently a socialist dupe, in favor of feeding poor & hungry.
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cami715 Donating Member (155 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:12 PM
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5. And he was definitely a liberal!
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Career Prole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 06:59 PM
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2. What a crack-up!
Thanks! :toast:
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:02 PM
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3. But what does JC really know about the constitution?
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:18 PM
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6. I hear he has a temper and talks about the powers that be with
contempt. He better watch out or they'll crucify him.
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dflprincess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 07:58 PM
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7. And there was that disturbing comment he made about it being
easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.

One might suspect he advocates class warfare.
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