Saddam Hussien to be indicted in CIA leak investigation

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i9595

Great satire:

"A Federal Grand Jury will indict Saddam Hussein in the Valerie Plame investigation. Insiders close to the investigation insisted that the evidence behind Saddam’s guilt was a “slam dunk.”

The investigation began when Plame was outed as a covert CIA operative in a Robert Novak column. Revealing the name of an agent is a federal crime.

Special prosecutor Pat Fitzgerald began his inquiry by asking Novak where he had learned of Plame’s identity. Apparently, Novak said it was from the same source for all of his stories: a little voice in his head.

Fitzgerald took “little voice in his head” to mean an evil spirit and immediately called on Karl Rove to testify.

Though the grand jury has been incredibly secretive, it is generally understood that Rove pointed his finger to Scooter "Aspens Turning" Libby who, in turn, said he had learned about it from Vice President Dick Cheney.

Cheney testified before the grand jury that it had been Saddam Hussein who had really been behind the leak. “I have no doubt that Saddam Hussein has been trying to leak her name for years” Cheney later said on Meet the Press. “We know it was him and have the forged documents to prove it.”..."

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