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Edited on Fri Oct-28-05 09:15 AM by bluedawg12
Wait. We are rushing to judgment about Shrub and the War!
What the f*ck is the matter with us?
Here we dicker and drool and obsess over some guy called Fitzgerald who probably will only uncover that some guys forgot to sign their WH parking passes.
What is wrong with us Democrats? WHAT?
Shouldn’t we wait? For the sake of KKKarl’s lard ass aren’t we rushing to judgment before hearing the man out?
Yes, it is coming today! We should wait for it. Wait I say!
Wait for what you ask?
Why the answer will be revealed later today.
Preznit the Chimp is going to a naval base in Norfolk Va., dragging out some poor sailors to stand in attention to the chimp in chief while he explains to the nation - at long last- the meaning of the war on terrorism!
Yes, now today, day of days, the true story can be told.
Are we nuts not waiting for this bit of brilliance? The unified theory of everything. Today!
This is the answer to why there were no WMD’s in Iraq, why there were no terrorists in Iraq till we invaded, this will explain why we never found Osama, why there is and was no Iraqi connection to the worst attack on our homeland in the history of our nation, why after three and a half years the mission is not accomplished.
All we have to do is listen and not jump to conclusions.
What’s wrong with us that we are skeptical of yet another pomp and circumcision display of the Preznit standing sweaty in his blue checked shirt, sleeves rolled up, hugging the homeless and tongue tickling Brownie?
Surely, we are not so cynical to think that when the Special Investigator gets rolling the cowboy-in-chief leaves town and runs to the nearest naval base, dons a snug fitting, crotch padded flight suit- tight enough to fill tweety’s day-dreams for years?
We must give this man a chance to make his case, he’s only had five years. :sarcasm:
So many military bases so little time!
Oh! Wait. Both Darth by-pass and chimpy are out stumping for their policy. Thank hank- that caesar doth not use the legions to shore up his power.
The speech has started the troops are cheering chimpy takes the podium........:puke:
Really offensive to be making this kind of speech on a day as today and using our troops as a political back drop. La belle indifference.
Did you all notice that yesterday it was hugging black folk on Florida.
Today his lame assed troop pep rally. It's on now. gag.
His accent is getting more folksy and corn pone Tex this morning.
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Thy wars shall be just and provoked, for you are not cats who fight for pleasure, ye are dogs, and shall have raw hide chewies in times of peace. But those who sow war shall not even inherit one fire hydrant.
-Book of Dog 2:11
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