caption this Bush photo
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Tue Nov-01-05 09:45 PM
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1. "Go fuck yerself! Heh heh heh. Y'like that one? Go fuck yerself! Heh heh."
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Tue Nov-01-05 09:49 PM
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2. "Awright youze mugs, we gotta make dis Fizzgerld go away, see?"
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Tue Nov-01-05 09:52 PM
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9. 'You dirty rat. You killed my Presidency!" nt
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Tue Nov-01-05 09:54 PM
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10. "Top of the world, Ma! Top of the world!!"
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Tue Nov-01-05 09:57 PM
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3. that's good. I was thinking about the coke jaw..."I'm jonesing...BAD"
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Tue Nov-01-05 09:50 PM
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4. Oh goodie, some coke residue on my nose hairs!
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Tue Nov-01-05 09:51 PM
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6. Can't come up with one because this is a truly disturbing photo.
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Tue Nov-01-05 09:58 PM
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Tue Nov-01-05 09:51 PM
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7. Doing my best Cheney imitation!
"I just need a few crooked, yellow teeth!" Cher
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Tue Nov-01-05 09:51 PM
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8. ("Damn... wish I had a few lines right here.")
Edited on Tue Nov-01-05 09:52 PM by Kralizec
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Tue Nov-01-05 09:55 PM
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11. "I can't believe I traded Sammy Sosa. What was I thinking?"
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Tue Nov-01-05 09:57 PM
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13. Or did I trade Rosa Parks - I can't keep 'em straight
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Tue Nov-01-05 10:02 PM
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19. er was it Sammy Rosa? I'm gettin the dyslexia again...
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Tue Nov-01-05 09:57 PM
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12. Damn, it's hard talking out both sides of my mouth.
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Tue Nov-01-05 09:59 PM
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16. He's perfecting his Cheney Snear for when Dick gets sent to prison!
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Tue Nov-01-05 10:00 PM
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17. "Those fuckers told me i'd have the summers and weekends off"
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Tue Nov-01-05 10:00 PM
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Tue Nov-01-05 10:03 PM
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21. Condi! Yer president needs wipies! (PHOTO)
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Tue Nov-01-05 10:02 PM
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20. Bush - Trying the bite the cyanide capsule, bites tongue instead
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Tue Nov-01-05 10:05 PM
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22. I been hangin' around
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Tue Nov-01-05 10:06 PM
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23. so i was eating this pretzel ...like this, see... and the next thing
i knew, i was choking to death on the floor.
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Tue Nov-01-05 10:07 PM
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24. Here Comes Your 19th Nervous Breakdown
Can a human actually do that? Without having had a stroke or suffered severe neurological damage?
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Tue Nov-01-05 10:18 PM
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Tue Nov-01-05 10:24 PM
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26. Missing white girl? Naw. Capture a #2? Naw. Evacuate D.C.? Naw...
Raise terror/color code? Naw. Nominate a straw man/red herring of a supreme court candidate? Naw. What CAN I use? The list of distractions could continue for a while!
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Tue Nov-01-05 10:26 PM
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27. What's that word? Oh... Strategery...
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Tue Nov-01-05 10:27 PM
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28. He's dressing up as Dick Cheney for Halloween nt.
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Tue Nov-01-05 10:29 PM
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29. "There's some 'caine in that carpeting,
but I don't think it would look good if I got down on my knees to mine it".
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Thu Nov-03-05 12:45 PM
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35. That was the best caption! You had to have seen folks do this!
I've seen them do this. It really is astonishing how single-minded folks get on that stuff!
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Tue Nov-01-05 11:31 PM
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30. Laura, call my dentist. This tooth really hurts.
Edited on Tue Nov-01-05 11:32 PM by ladjf
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Tue Nov-01-05 11:44 PM
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31. look cheney I can be a big dick too.
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32. Aw shit. Muh jaw done stuck.
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I do believe they are on to me...what am I going to do...I lied to America and I have the blood of 2000 soldiers and many thousands innocent Iraqi's on my hands...oh what should I do... Hey...I know...let's have a terror alert...!
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Wed Nov-02-05 01:24 AM
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34. Bug in my ear is off...must actually READ. Kuh ah err ull....
Curl Rawvee iss donkey a fih nay job. (and everybody thinks I'm stupid)...
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