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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 05:09 PM
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What should the President keep in his pockets?
Cafferty's question the day.

My answer: some shoes to go along with those socks.
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 05:10 PM
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1. Get out of jail free card
:P
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 05:11 PM
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4. my first LOL today. thanks, this is 999, one more to go!!!
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Oreo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 05:10 PM
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2. A list of the soldiers he sent to die
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 05:11 PM
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3. the hand he uses
to sign things with..
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 05:12 PM
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5. An extra flask of Jim Beam... He'd be better detatched from reality then.
Not to mention easier to sedate by his handlers.
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electropop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 05:13 PM
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6. A black pill.
In case Fitz gets too close to the root of the situation.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 05:14 PM
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7. how about the badge of that policeman who died at the WTC?
Edited on Wed Nov-02-05 05:14 PM by Lisa
During his speech to Congress after the attacks, he vowed that he would carry it, as a reminder. Guess it's not important anymore.

"And I will carry this: It is the police shield of a man named George Howard, who died at the World Trade Center trying to save others. It was given to me by his mom, Arlene, as a proud memorial to her son."

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2001/09/20010920-8.html
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 06:02 PM
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13. Awesome catch! Please post a thread on this. Bush lies again.
To a grieving Mom. We should find Arlene and tell her to ask for it back.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 06:24 PM
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18. I also heard that she didn't want to give him the badge ...
But the higher-ups on the force talked her into it.
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 06:27 PM
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19. A huge stink should be made about this. n/t
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...of J.Temperance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 05:15 PM
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8. The next Democratic President should keep some of these honey's
Edited on Wed Nov-02-05 05:16 PM by ...of J.Temperance
In their pockets...you know in order to deal with the Repuke pigs and the mediawhores for when they start their shit, these would SOON send the Neo-Fascist's and their whores running away and whining and crying like little babies...Let's do it the LBJ way again:
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 05:19 PM
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9. A fucking give a shit would be nice!
beyond that...maybe a picture of America...a 50' x 25' American flag! Maybe an apology written out to the American people, in case he dies in an automobile accident...Well if I was president I would carry a purse anyway!
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 05:28 PM
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10. The map of the moral highground and the Constitution.
That's more than enough.
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TalkingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 05:28 PM
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11. In honor of my 700th post: His Soul...he seems to have misplaced it....
a while back.

(rimshot)
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BewilderedCitizen Donating Member (47 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 05:51 PM
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12. How about a hand grenade in one pocket...
and the pin for it in the other pocket?
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question everything Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 06:03 PM
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14. "Es todo. No dinero"
And, obvioulsy, he is not happy to see anyone

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051102/od_nm/bush_pockets_dc;_ylt=ArXrMRvuZ9U1zf9xpsA03FWs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

And finally, showing that he had nothing to hide, Bush pulled both pants pockets inside out. They were empty.
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 06:05 PM
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15. You mean AFTER he empties them of
the MSM?
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Snotcicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 06:06 PM
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16. Well we already know the bible does no good.
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 06:10 PM
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17. Ther only thing he keeps in his pockets
is a snotty hankey. It's so countrified ya know? Nothing makes you feel more like a common man than a booger laden snot rag in your pocket.
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LiberalPersona Donating Member (679 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 06:32 PM
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20. His hands
because every time he moves a finger he fucks up the lives of millions of people.
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-05 06:33 PM
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21. How about these?
A blindfold and a cigarette? :evilgrin:
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