Crackpot predictions for the next 3 years of bush

bush will have a mental breakdown/outburst of rage in public and his mental capacities will come under scrutiny.

cheney will step down for health reasons and condi will become vice through bush decree.

the neocons will dump every bit of evil they have on the world until the last dog dies.

several more wars will soon start in the middle east.

thousands more soldiers will die needlessly.

many thousands of innocent civilians will be needlessly slaughtered.

another terror attack will occur.

osama will not be caught, dead or alive.

barbara or daddy will croak setting off a new wave of grief and re-writing of history ala ronnie reagan.

one of the bush girls will get an abortion and get caught, like daddy did.

bush will fall off his bicycle and hurt his face.

a new drug to treat anxiety brought on by life under bush will be introduced to great fanfare, Ex-Bush, in suppositories or delicious chocolate squares.

the war will be re-named, 'the war on foreigners' to cover all the bases.

pat robertson will personally assassinate hugo chavez on live t.v.

karl rove, ken mehlman, jeff gannon, and dick cheney will all be caught in bed together.

someone will nuke someone somewhere.

scooter libby will walk or be pardoned along with any other bush conspirators.

the christian right will demand that bush pay them back and it will be ugly to behold.

mythology will replace reality because it's easier to understand.

colin powell will confess all and blow the whistle on the whole neonazicon crew out of guilt and patriotism.

the economy will collapse, leaving a mini depression in it's wake.

huge demonstrations will take place around the white house like never seen in history demanding that bush vacate the premises immediately.

it is already happening.

A lot of these sound quite plausible.

Pat would never do that himself. He'd convince one of his nutcase followers that God told him to get someone to do it.

Start the morning with some uplifting news...the kind of news that just makes you want to live until you're 160 years-old.

Baby Jesus will descend in his UFO
and take all the fundie freaks away.

Those "left behind" live together in peace, harmony
and prosperity in a world without hate and greed.

Thank you Jesus.

for this i pray

he really needs to get this rapture thing underway.
These fundies gotta get outta here.

has it occurred to anyone that Jesus already came, didn't like what he saw and took off without us?

karl rove, ken mehlman, jeff gannon, and dick cheney will all be caught in bed together.

"Karl Rove,, Ken Mehlman, Jeff Gannon, Ralph Reed, and Dick Cheney will in some combination be caught in bed together."

by now.

What about, Colin Powell will write a mendacious "tell all" and will make a ton of money?

/grammar

Smirky will push the button on his last day in office while looking at a worldwide map in a big Atlas book and giving it the finger.

STOP BUS...

I'd pay to see the looks on the Republicans faces if that happened, they'd probably die.