Lexicon Update - Phrase for the day: Electorus Interruptus

burythehatchet

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Wed Nov-09-05 05:02 AM
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Lexicon Update - Phrase for the day: Electorus Interruptus

Edited on Wed Nov-09-05 05:18 AM by burythehatchet

Electorus Interruptus - A neurological affliction suffered by Democrats. It is the inability to reach electoral climax by being assured that an electoral victory is real. Even with 99% of votes counted, the sufferer cannot be firmly convinced that the Democrat has won, regardless of the lead in votes counted.

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displacedtexan

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Wed Nov-09-05 05:23 AM
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1. Yes! I have EI! Is there any hope for me?

I keep searching for multiple sources to confirm election results, and I'm just not satisfied with only 3 or 4 sources of info!

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burythehatchet

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Wed Nov-09-05 05:24 AM
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2. isn't it sad? I'm afraid the only cure is the new drug paperballotol

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displacedtexan

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Wed Nov-09-05 05:31 AM
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3. Is that Eli Lilly or Merck?

I hope my physician has some samples!

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