Tell me the truth son, did you Torture people in Iraq?

i'm your father and you know you can always tell me the truth and i'm asking you now, did you really torture captives like i hear you did? just admit it son. it might help you to do so.

why son? why did you do that? i didn't teach you to be a torturer or raise you to be cruel and psychopathic, how could you disgrace yourself, and our whole family? were you just taking orders? were you afraid for your life? what made you take that step to become a torturer?

was it a sense of honor and pride and revenge for your country? cause that might help me to make sense of it. or was it just pure animal lust and rage taken out on the nearest victim? which was it son?

your mother and i were so proud of you going off as a man, but now you've come back to us as a monster. what happened to you son, that you could torture another human being? where did your mother and i go so terribly wrong?

"That's OK son. FOX News dunn sayd it's OK to torture people when da king sez it's necessary."

"looked me straight in the eye" and "shook my hand", "Where did that come from?" recruiting commerical.