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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 12:34 AM
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I believe they should start hiding the Football from *bush
After reading the articles here this evening, it's becoming apparent his support mechanism is fragmenting and dropping away. From this point on I think it's safe to call him the Lame Chimp. The problem is, with his ego and temper, he will never accept the ending of his role (such as it was) in "governing" our country. The little monkey boy is just too stubborn, and WAY too mentally ill.

He is going to blow, and it will be sky high. With all the accusations, revelations, and political embarrassments coming at him like out-of-control Indy cars, it's only a matter of time before gee dubya irrevocably loses it and takes a lunge toward The Button.

It's time for those close to him to start thinking of protecting themselves, and hopefully us, from him. It's time to hide the nuclear Football from him. It's time to change all the codes.

Before it's too late. :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 12:36 AM
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1. Nixon was allegedy "relieved" of his "football-playing" privileges
No doubt Reagan was, too. Allegedly.

:headbang:
rocknation
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postulater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 12:47 AM
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9. I remember that
It was real scary at the time. Especially since all through the 60s the nuns were telling us that the Russians were going to bomb us. I laid awake many nights watching out my bedroom window waiting and listening for the Russian planes.
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ladjf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 12:37 AM
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2. Hopefully they already have.
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Nite Owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 12:39 AM
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3. From him and from
Cheney too! In fact who there could be in charge. Oh this is really scarey.
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 12:39 AM
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4. Bush's football is actually
a "See-And-Say". They figure he won't notice.
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misternormal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:19 AM
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16. Too...
Edited on Thu Nov-10-05 01:19 AM by misternormal
...funny :rofl:
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 12:40 AM
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5. I'll bet that cheney has had it all along.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 12:47 AM
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10. Second that: I doubt he ever had it.
He THOUGHT he had it,
but even HE occasionally wondered
about its unusual "turn the arrow" interface:

("Trust me, Mr. President. The COW says 'Global Thermonuclear Warfare'.")

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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 12:49 AM
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11. "MOOOOOO" is the new code. Trust us!
:rofl:
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 12:40 AM
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6. don't think they can, legally. but it does bring up a frightening
possibility-- there have been discussions before on DU and elsewhere about just how far the rats might go when they finally realize they are well and truly cornered.

LOVE your sig, by the way.
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 12:43 AM
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7. These days, "legally" has little to do with that mad house.
Hopefully, all those surrounding him have a small amount of sanity between them.
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 12:44 AM
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8. Hopefully, he's never had access to it.
:hide: :scared:
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Beam Me Up Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:00 AM
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12. Bush probably doesn't have it. CHENEY, however, that is another matter.
Seriously, you don't think they'd REALLY let him play with the foot ball, do you? Of course he THINKS he has access to it, but that's the joke. BUSH is so STUPID he doesn't realize he really IS NOT running the show. He honest to god thinks he is a President of the United States! Seriously, that just shows how unbelievably stupid the guy actually is.

He can't do SHIT without the people who put him in office and who have kept him there despite every piece of evidence that has emerged over the past five years to show that he is worse than an incompetent tool: Like them, he is a paranoid megalomanic; simply not at nearly as subtle a level.
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longship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:01 AM
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13. Two-man or Three-man rule on the football.
Edited on Thu Nov-10-05 01:04 AM by longship
No one person cannot activate a nuclear attack. It takes a concensus of at least two people. From the very top to the very bottom of the command structure at least two people must concur to release a nuclear weapon. In other words, at least two people must concur to initiate the command. At least two people must concur to pass the command down the chain of command at every interaction until it gets to the actual people who deliver (or launch) the weapon(s). At any point in the structure where there is not a concensus on the validity of the command, the release of the weapon(s) fails.
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:13 AM
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14. Top to bottom, there are a LOT of loonies in that chain
I trust NOTHING about these people. NOTHING.

If there were sane men (and women) in control of the military, there would have been a coup by now. One I would have welcomed. There has been nothing because too many high-rankers believe in all the nonsense that's done nothing but enable them to fulfill what they must believe to be some sort of warrior's destiny. Hell, most of 'em would push the button themselves.
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longship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:15 AM
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15. Not everybody in the command.
Edited on Thu Nov-10-05 01:18 AM by longship
Only those who pass a nuclear launch command have to obey the two-man rule. One lowly officer of a pair in the missile silo has the power to stop it.

There are people of many political persuasions along that chain. If Chimp and whomever tries something preemptive it is hopefully likely that somebody will be smart enough to call an end to it.

One hopes that the horror of the reality of the situation would compel saner minds to halt it. This is precisely why the two-man rule is in place.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:19 AM
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17. YES!!! SOMEBODY PLEASE intercept that football!!!
:hide:

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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:33 AM
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18. Remember the pretzel face?
Edited on Thu Nov-10-05 02:10 AM by me b zola
When bush* appeared one day with his face all messed up and they said it was because he had choked on a pretzel?? I still have an image in my mind that he got drunk, wired up, or something and to be subdued by the secret service. Something like playing a game of rule the world in the situation room, going for the football, or using the roll-a-dex to call world leaders and tell them that he was going to nuke them--any of which, to him, would have been a cute, drunken frat boy joke.

Anyway, that is what I have always felt about his pretzel incident.
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 01:35 AM
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19. that is truly scary--I just thought he got drunk and fell into a coffee
table or something--or maybe laura hit him--your scenario is giving me chills.
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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-10-05 02:45 AM
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20. I think that they keep a pretty close eye on him...
...but check out his injuries:




Doesn't his left cheek look like a raspberry? Like a rug-burn????

And his nose. Doesn't that look as though there is an underlying medical issue that was aggravated, by say maybe his face hitting the carpet?



I think that he has been "out there" for quite sometime, but I believe that the secret service keeps a close watch on him.
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