Ok now, let's try NOT to forget the accomplishments of our great leader *

RESUME
GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House
USA

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
* I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company
went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
* I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took
and used taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago Cubs.
* With my father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
* I changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the
most polluted state in the Union.
* I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in America.
* I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions
in borrowed money.
* I set the record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
* I became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes,
with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
* I attacked two countries.
* I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
* I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history.
• I sacrified well over 2,000 of our brave young soldiers over a LIE
* I set the economic record for the most private bankruptcies filed in any
12 month period.
* I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
stock market.
* In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history.
* I set the record for more campaign fund-raising trips than any other
president in US history.
* In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
* I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
president in US history.
* I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
* I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any president in US history.
* I set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any
president since the advent of television.
* I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any president in US history.
* I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.
* I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to
use the national reserves as past presidents have.
* I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
* I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.
* I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
* My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
* Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice has a Chevron
oil tanker named after her).
* I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
* I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market
in any country in the history of the world.
* I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military
occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the
United Nations and the world community.
* I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history
of the United States.
* I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more than any president in US history.
* I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove
the US from the human rights commission.
* I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove
the US from the elections monitoring board.
* I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
* I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
* I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
* I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
* I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
* I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations. My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is also
one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate
bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron
Corporation).
* I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.
* I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
* I took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less
than a year made the US the most resented country in the world.
* I, with a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
* I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people
of Europe(71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
stability.
* I am the first US president in history to have the people of South Korea
more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
* I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.
* I set all-time record for number of administration appointees who
violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding
for government contracts.
* I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders
of our country at the United States Capitol building.
* After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.
* In the 18 months following the 9/11 attacks I have successfully
prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in
the history of the United States.
* I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
president in US history.
* In a little over two years I created the most divided country in
decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.
* I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
*I failed millions of people in Louisiana after the biggest disaster in the USA since Pearl Harbor

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
* I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving
record has been erased and is not available).
* I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during a
time of war.
* I refused to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* All minutes of meetings for any public corporation where I served on
the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. Any
records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public
energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

* For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker
(They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for
war-profiteering.)

The resume was authored by journalist Kelley Kramer. (sent to me
in an email)

his accomplishments.I'm sure he makeshis father proud.

that bush makes these decisions.

:evilgrin:

support his every action and shill for his pre-emptive war.

And don't forget Poland!

:rofl:

how much more could he have accomplished if he'd been on the job full time?

Don't blame me, I voted Dem.