J. C. Watts on Tweety talking about *'s tanking poll numbers

Come get what's yours. Or not yours. Whatever.
Is there any way to make money besides doing a job?

Some people, who say they are not crooks, undertake to learn how to acquire stolen goods as an alleged means of entrepreneurial self-enlargement. They receive the instruction, acquire the stolen goods, then pat themselves on the back for getting off the couch and "doing something." Can this be right?

"The money is just there waiting for you, the government has all these programs!" say the people on the infomercial for the National Grants Conference. Who should attend? "Basically everyone should attend, to find out if you can make a better life for yourself with opportunity money from the U.S. Government." Hey. "Opportunity money."

On the NGC infomercial, former Congress Critter J.C. Watts is seated at the brain-trust table, nodding, giving it a Republican spin. "We want to help people be entrepreneurial!" he burbles. "Independence is what it's all about!"

"You know, why not take advantage," says one of the moderators, agreeing. "Rob rob rob, steal steal steal!" chimes in another. "The duped taxpayers have been forced to fork over all this wealth to the government, so it's out there, waiting for you! This seminar teaches you how to grab it!" Back to Watts, nodding sagely: "You know, it's an opportunity! America is the land of opportunity! A is non-A! Entity is zero! Come to the seminar!"