LOL: Massive earthquake hits Japan on eve of Bush's Visit!!! Pat? Jerry?

goodboy

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:15 PM
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LOL: Massive earthquake hits Japan on eve of Bush's Visit!!! Pat? Jerry?

Edited on Mon Nov-14-05 10:19 PM by goodboy

God strikes Japan with a Holy Earthquake of divine Wrath just as Lord Bush embarks on his journey there!

What say you now, Pat Robertson and Jerry Fallwell?

OR???? MAYBE IT WAS GODZILLA or MOTHRA!!!

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goodboy

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:17 PM
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1. 7.2 Earthquake Hits Japan! Caused 'small tsunamis' Is God punishing Shrub

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Generic Other

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:20 PM
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5. Tsunami waves of laughter

Also, a Japanese Princess (sister of the heir) got married today.

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Oceansaway

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:20 PM
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7. hope Dubya has his Jim Beam with him.....:)

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aquart

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:21 PM
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8. What area was hit, do you know?

I have friends in Japan.

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Art_from_Ark

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:29 PM
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No area was particularly hit hard

The Japanese weather bureau is indicating that the strongest jolts on the mainland only rated a "Shindo 3" on the Japanese seismic intensity scale, barely strong enough to shake the chandelier. All points along the Pacific coast from Shizuoka Prefecture on up to Hokkaido got a small taste of the quake, as did some locations along the northern Sea of Japan coast. If your friends live west of Tokyo, they probably didn't even notice it.

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aquart

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:38 PM
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17. Thank you!

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CoffeeCat

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:18 PM
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2. Yep, hurricane Rita hit his home state--now God is following him...

...with earthquakes and tsunamis.

Please, Junior--stay away from my state.

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goodboy

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:20 PM
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4. Stay away from Ohio, you election-stealing Moran! (nt)

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Gato Moteado

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:20 PM
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6. you forgot about the rioting that followed him....

...to south america.

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goodboy

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:19 PM
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3. GODZILLA??? MOTHRA????

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klook

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:22 PM
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9. It was out in the ocean

Must be that God is mad at all those "Darwin" four-legged fish that keep showing up on cars.

Hope there's not an ensuing tsunami.

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chaumont58

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:24 PM
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10. One thing about Pat

On little Staphlocacus' show, the good reverend was asked about the tsunami that took so many lives(caused by an earthquake under the Indian Ocean). He responded the God doesn't do techtonic plates. So, according the Pat, this had to be the earth on its own.

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nankerphelge

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:28 PM
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12. God would never smite us by a means...

that can't be blamed on democrats.

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greekspeak

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:34 PM
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16. That is a load of BS Pat..lier

In Re Disney, Robertson said their tolerant policies toward homosexuality "will bring about terrorist bombs, it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor.''

So when did God stop doing techtonic plates?

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JJackFlash

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:26 PM
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11. The Disaster Monkey is on the move

and Asia is feeling nervous.

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tlsmith1963

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:28 PM
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13. Not Funny

Edited on Mon Nov-14-05 10:33 PM by tlsmith1963

We shouldn't laugh at people who have gone through an earthquake. The Japanese people aren't to blame for Bush.

Tammy

PS--Coming from California, I don't joke about earthquakes. Been through too many of them.

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goodboy

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Mon Nov-14-05 11:27 PM
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21. No injuries were reported...nevertheless, my heart does go out to them>>>

not just because of the earthquake...but because they have just been through a disaster, and another one is on the way...(bush)

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greenbriar

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:29 PM
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14. wish he had been there WHEN it struck!

the coward would be scared and piss his pants in front of the world!

Just like the pict of him in the military vehicle after Katrina when he almost ducks to the floorboard over some downed wires

any one have the picture??

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MetaTrope

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:32 PM
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15. How about Aum Shinrikyo?

One thing that didn't get reported on in the media circus over the gas attacks attributed to them, was that they were all over the planet searching for information about Tesla scalar resonance weaponry.

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Art_from_Ark

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:41 PM
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18. Aum Shinrikyo has essentially been rendered impotent

All their stuff at their "Satian" complex at Kamikuishiki Village has presumably been confiscated or destroyed. What's left of their "merry band" is hounded wherever they go. They aren't allowed to stay in one place long enough to set up labs, 'cause once the locals hear that Aum Shinrikyou is in town, out come the Japanese version of torches and pitchforks.

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Spinzonner

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:48 PM
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19. God's warming up for San Francisco

Just ask Bill

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Contrary1

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Mon Nov-14-05 10:53 PM
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20. Looks like God didn't change his clock...

He was a bit too early on that one.

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goodboy

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Tue Nov-15-05 01:51 AM
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22. not even god counted on shrubby making an ass of himself again in Alaska..

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