All you people in the Tornado Zone.. Take heart......Rick has come to

SoCalDem

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Tue Nov-15-05 07:12 PM
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All you people in the Tornado Zone.. Take heart......Rick has come to

Edited on Tue Nov-15-05 07:12 PM by SoCalDem

observe you, and speak breathlessly into the microphone...

He's all excited watching the lightning,and standing out in the street.."waiting for the tornados"..

Someone needs to tell that honyock that they are capricious, and cannot be "anticipated"...

ooh firetruck goes by..he's barely able to contain himself.. Now he's asking weather-dude what causes tornados:)

he's "somewhere in Tennessee"...anyone out there with a taser? You might have to subdue him..

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Tue Nov-15-05 07:13 PM
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1. He should get together with Rita Cosby.

Can you imagine what their offspring would be like?

:rofl:

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SoCalDem

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Tue Nov-15-05 07:14 PM
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2. His name would be Gaspar.. "Gaspy" for short

:rofl:

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KharmaTrain

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Tue Nov-15-05 07:14 PM
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3. Where Do They Hide Him? LOL

You never see this doofus unless there's a disaster. Wasn't he supposed to be one of CNN's rising stars? LOL!

He's got the toughest job in the network. Some have to track down CIA leakers, others more Natalie Holloway leads, others a good source for cheap nitro pills for Larry King, but Ricky gets the real tough assignments. He reminds me of Norberg in the Police Squad series...and we know what happened to him.

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Bluebear

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Tue Nov-15-05 07:15 PM
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4. GaaaAAAaaa! A fire truck came by!!!

WHAT an asshat he is!

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notadmblnd

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Tue Nov-15-05 07:18 PM
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5. maybe he'll move under a tree

and a bolt of lightning will strike his ass. That's much more likely to happen than for a tornado to blow down the middle of Main street.

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SoCalDem

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Tue Nov-15-05 08:23 PM
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6. Or hold up an umbrella with a steel tip

:evilgrin:

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leftchick

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Tue Nov-15-05 08:24 PM
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7. The Biggest Jerk on TV

Bar None. :puke:

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karlrschneider

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Tue Nov-15-05 08:26 PM
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8. Who's Rick?

and 'honyock'? Yikes, I haven't heard that word in...at least 30 years!
:D

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SoCalDem

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Tue Nov-15-05 08:28 PM
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9. Rick Sanchez, Intrepid reporter..CNN (formerly MSRNC)

and before that, a myriad of Miami stations..

He had himself tasered..to show the effect :rofl:
The video is hsyterical

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karlrschneider

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Tue Nov-15-05 09:23 PM
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10. Okay thanks...I guess I can't recognize him will have to watch closer

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